Close to Home by John McPherson for February 01, 2022

Hey, you might need to cool down the artillery.

Arthur no longing needed the privy after peeing his pants!

Bleeb isn’t ten feet tall but he’s bulletproof.

….Worst still, chowing down that can of Pork-N-Beans!

Those guys are just shootin’ the $#!+

BLEEB, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND STAY OUT OF THE PRIVY!

There’s only two type of scuba divers. Those who pee in their wet suits and those who lie.

Keep your head down bleeb

He is just watering the grass now.

I see a big cup there, What’s the problem?

C’mon, we covered this yesterday with the cats!

You… are… outdoors!!

Thank goodness everything came out ok…we’ll sort of….

Looks like there’s plenty of trees.

So what is Bleebs buddy doin on the privy door?

That’s why the other soldier is a corporal.

That is some fancy shooting! Kudos to the sniper who had such a tight shot pattern in the shape of a crescent moon!

Laid quite the MOAB at the john, eh?

Who would bother to pee in an outhouse when there are so many trees.

Never saw an outhouse before with the moon cut in the side.

Just roll on your side facing the opposite direction from the rock and let her flow!!!

Looks like they nailed Dalcon.

I’m worried about Bleeb.

Which war is this exactly?

Skip to my loo!