Close to Home by John McPherson for June 16, 2022

Bleeb looks like a potato chip!

A bud-ding idea

Oh great, Godzilla with the munchies!

StonedZilla!

In my town every other shop is a pot shop among the hot Thai oil massage shops and liquor stores. Would Godzilla care to munch on trash, tents and transients? We got ’em by the block loads. Warning they are toxic.

“Becha can’t eat just one”

NO! Not that one!!! please!

Yum! Sounds good to me……let’s go!

“Duuude, me too! I could go for a Pizza Hut right now… with really weird toppings, you know… like with a Jack-in-the-Box, or a Taco Bell on it!”

I can’t decide if they are kaiju or Godzilla’s kin. I would pay to see Godzilla and King Kong take on the Kaiju.

I wouldn’t know, because I never “inhaled”.

Weren’t the brownies enough?

Now you get the milk and I’ll get the cookies

We’ll get high and do the boogie

Godzilla wontcha smoke some

Godzilla wontcha smoke some

Godzilla wontcha smoke some marijuana

- J Hartford…with apologies

chortle

No White Castle restaurants nearby?

Funny

Giant sized case of the munchies

Sure thing, Bill.

Too bad there’s no Dorito factory in the area.

Wait till you find a pizza parlor, Ms. Field’s Cookies shop, and Baskin Robbins.

They must be stoned if they think they can talk!

Iowa lot, to Iowa pot..

I wish Godzilla would come to my town and munch a pot shop or two.

It looks like that city has gone to pot.