Close to Home by John McPherson for September 15, 2022

In this case. That’s not saying much.

As smart as a whip, just not as useful.

But is he as sharp as a tack? ;-)

Good thing the other machine attached to a post!

Next, a bag of marbles.

Also as smart as a turnip, a roadkill skunk, …

Thus the wisecracks??

That’s good to know. It is going straight onto his resume.

A regular Whipper-Snapper…

Now let me share my knowledge: The crack of a whip comes from a loop traveling along the whip, gaining speed until it reaches the speed of sound and creates a sonic boom.

Hi Bleeb!

He should have a tiny whip in his hand. :)

… but he’s not as quick.

That test is not all it´s cracked up to be!

He may look as smart as a rock, but I’m bettin’ he’s as dumb as a bag of cookies.

Wait… that doesn’t sound right!

(Green Plaid Alert – everybody has to do a shot)

He has an awfully large cranium anyway

When an problem comes along, He’ll whip it… whip it good.

…. I hope one of them took offense at that crack.

Ouch! That smarts,

Don’t be prejudiced because it’s a minority whip.

The only smarting a whip does is when you get whipped by one.

Looks certainly can be deceiving!!!!!!! Bleeb, tie his shoelaces together. :)

Fair enough. But tell me this: how smart is a whip?

My intelligence test came back negative.

Bummer.

Is this a Scientology E-meter scam—oops—I mean test?