Close to Home by John McPherson for September 17, 2022

You could try viagra

That’s what she said.

Solid state wasn’t available then.

Floppy disk → Hardrive → SSD → Cloud……four stages of life.

You have hard drive of the arteries!

3.5" or 5.25"?

Quick, buy the biggest, loudest lifted 4X4 you can find.

Poor old geriatric robot.

He knew that – that was part of his original "equipment. His floppy disk used to be just fine. It doesn’t seem to satisfy anyone else anymore.

Robots have urologists?

I know the feeling…

I have the punch to put a notch in the 5.25" to write on both sides.

LOL! That could mean many things, can you be more specific?

I thought she was talking about his back!

Mmm-hmm! The first place everybody’s mind went is right to the urology jokes… when the door says Orthopedics.

Or in his case, “diagnostics.”

He’s gonna have trouble getting a replacement part for that. I hope that he’s not too old for a complete upgrade if necessary.

I think I have a few of those in my back…

It’s better than a broken hard drive.

Seems he is in the wrong kind of doctor’s office for that.

His back or his….??

What’s that hanging around the docs neck, in place of a stethoscope?

Comic had to reach back 25 years to find that old joke. Or did he wait 25 years, hoping it would be funny again?

Viagra can help with that.

Maybe she should check to see if he is plugged in and turned on.

Doesn’t anyone care that Bleeb didn’t stick around for the results?

Maybe he could use stackable memory sticks! LOL C;

Where’s Bleep?

Primeval technology.

Ultimate “Dad” joke!

Brown paper wrapping time