Close to Home by John McPherson for October 08, 2022

If he has a wreak on that. Clean underwear will be the least of his worries.

if he is in a wreck, that will probably take care of the clean underwear…

Mom knows best.

A policeman knocks on Mrs. O’Malley’s Door.

“Mrs. O’Malley. I have some good news and some bad news.” the cop said.

“Oh, my God. What’s the bad news?” She asked.

He replied, “Your daughter was killed in an automobile accident.”

She started crying. “What could be the good news?” she blubbered.

He answered, “She had on clean underwear.”

I’ll go, now.

Never mind the clean underwear, first he needs the lower half of his body. All that is visible behind his motorcycle is the toe of his left boot.

I really had o hunt for Bleeb this time. Hi Bleeb!

You can lead them to clean undies, but you can’t make them change

His bike ought to come with a spatula.

Hi, Bleeb. You better move away from that wheel before it starts spinning.

And thus… going commando was born.

He has no legs!

Just go commando. It’ll save time in the ER.

Boxers or briefs?

Brown underwear will keep the skid marks from showing. Just sayin.

Ma! You don’t have to tell the whole neighborhood our business!!!

But he has a helmet at least. Sheesh just can’t please certain people

Why is it that someone’s mom says make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident,makes no sense to me you should wear clean underwear regardless!!!

I wouldn’t be caught dead in those underwear.

My mom always said always wear a clean pair in case you are in an accident.

Bleeb’s ready to roll!!!!!!!!!!! But he is having second thoughts about being seen with a dweeb who wears a powder blue leisure suit jacket to ride. This guy has problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41cFf9N5F-A

:)

I like this comic because everybody is ugly. I feel I belong

LOL classic.

If you intend to ride, take some pro courses (crash-avoidance could save your life), buy good gear, … & pay attention.

The idiots on 4 wheels are busy with their phones & crashing into things (daily local news). Stay clear.