Close to Home by John McPherson for December 04, 2022

He looks a little worried she will cjeck his browser history!

and install Win 98 there

Depending on the speed of his processor, that could be a loooooong time out!

He may have a virus. Better call Dr McAfee.

They’re NUTS!! …and Bolts too.

Put those two little suckers to work Roomba!

Moms are tough all over……..

Just wait till your father Gort get home! He will barada your nikto!

Maybe he’s got a rusty valve or a screw loose…

My daughters used to yell that their brother was chasing them. I always gave the same reply. If you don’t run, he can’t chase you…

Give the little *astard a reboot where it hurts… reeeeal bad!

Even 60 years ago my parents would give me a boot

Oh no, you’ll mess up his scuzzy drive. Back up kid so she can see your innerface.

Can we reboot America?

She should just let him go until he gets it out of his system.

The research lab at Boston Dynamics?

Mom has a skirt but is topless. The kids are butt naked. What kind of comic strip is this?

Careful or she’ll delete your favourite programs. :)

Just reboot him right in the buttox lady.

and with a real boot……

I wonder if Bleeb is going to be checking out her mechanicals.

My Dad used to say something similar.

Good on John – the correct term is “reboot,” NOT “restart!”

she could contact mom corp

Today’s Brewster Rockit also has robot chases ending in a power down.

“Zorkon” has been the name of a planet, I had thought was in the old “Buck Rogers” strip, but I haven’t found the references, and a race of aliens that vexxed Spaceman Spiff in “Calvin and Hobbes”, now a boy robot personal name.

Listen to your motherboard