Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2022

that treatment was no yoke, or i guess maybe it was!

that calls for salt and pepper and some cheese

I don’t know if all the king’s horses are going to do much better…

That picture won’t end up in the family albumin.

I’ve heard about chiropractors CRACKING BACKS but this? ;D

That was not a “happy ending”

This actually occurred just before the wall incident. The fall from the wall was part of a cover up of this “accident”.

Coulda been worse. He coulda gone to an acupuncturist.

How embarrassing – I can see his chalaza!

2016 rerun… so time for some pro tips:

Pro Baking Tip: After baking a cake, the most effective way to ensure that your delicious cake stays just as moist as when you baked it, is to eat it all in one sitting.

Solved!!

It’s a 2016 BB (Before Bleeb) rerun. Mr McP is taking the week off.

There is nothing in the Humpty Dumpty story to indicate that Humpty is an egg?

One cracked egg, coming up!

And all of the color drained out of his body after that.

Mistakes were made. Lessons were learned. So it’s not a total loss, let’s get Mr Pig in here for his amputation.

Ha Ha, the Yokes on you.

Malpractice ! No yoke, Doc scrambled, covered, smothered and diced with cheese.

Looks like my back with the fluid leaking out

This appointment is going to run him hundreds of dollars. He may have to dip into his nest egg.

I could have sworn he was hard boiled.

How much did he have to shell out for this? :)

Chirocracktor, from the looks of it.

The yolk is black?

Transfer him to India, where he can become an OM-let.