Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2022

You’ll be the talk of the party. That’s for sure.

Great idea unless the roots run too deep!

¡Ay, caramba!

I didn’t know you could grow Chia pine straw.

Looks itchy.

I met a person named Chia and she said that she often get Chia stuff as gifts. She says it’s annoying.

Lance likes (be a) showoff … that he can wear Chia pants in public and still have a date or wife who is willing to show up with him.

isn’t… chia supposed to be green??

TO WATER THEM JUST PEE !

Okay, I get it!

But what about that sweater, sheesh! It’s like you’re not even trying, Lance.

I like the Homer Simpson……..

WOW!! Did he grow them himself?

Chia sprouts are green. His pants are brown. ???

I think it worked look at the eye candy on Lance’s arm

This office party is a target rich environment for Bleeb. Now if he can only find a tiny little cocktail glass.

His Chia Pants found a Pet.

Meanwhile Lois showed off her Chia legs, because she forgot to get razor blades at the grocery store.

And his new Chia shorts?

Hey, he’s all natural and not au naturel. I’d say he is doing fine.

Chewbacca called, Lance…

Are those pants sprouting or are you just glad to see me?

He’s really going out on his limbs wearing those pants.

CH CH CH CHIA! LOL!

Dude, you need to mow your pants.

I bet he has a hard time finding the fly in those pants. Oh well, more irrigation.

Lance has got that Satyr look that drives the women crazy.

Really, he’s not wearing pants. He’s just a very hairy dude.

Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb is singing, “Yo, Ho, Mow the Man Down!” :)

Ah, chia sprouts. Good thing something is wrong with them or somebody might think Lance is part of the salad bar.

Looks like Lance won’t get out of the mail room anytime soon.