It does seem like doctors today are more likely to listen to what the problem is than to ever actually touch or examine you. It’s been years since any of several doctors I’ve had looked in my ears, thumped on my back or stomach or looked down my throat.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Hopefully your doctor gets your point…literally!
allen@home over 1 year ago
Nurse we’ll need ex-rays, blood test and what ever else we can think of that will run the bill up. We’ll get to the bottom of this.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just slump forward a bit with your head between your knees so they can get a better view.
charliefarmrhere over 1 year ago
Ever notice that the white paper on that exam table is the same that butchers use for wrapping meat?
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
Something tells me his wife has something to do with this…
Anters55 over 1 year ago
I think this would be a good use of Occam’s razor.
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve been stabbed in three places!
(I would make a Vegas bet, that almost everybody here knows the response.) ツ
Doug K over 1 year ago
“When did this pain start? Do you have any idea what’s causing it?”
Just-me over 1 year ago
Cue The Backstabbers by The O’Jays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCY6flzgfA4
scpandich over 1 year ago
Hi Bleeb!
Spence12 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My luck, this would be a virtual visit and they’d never have a chance to look at my back.
geese28 over 1 year ago
sir do you happen to have a good friend named iscariot or an arnold? That might explain your predicament
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Maybe listen to his lungs….
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
True story about a woman a few years back who got mugged. Went home. Next day discovered a knife in her back…I could Google it but…nah.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
Work related injury.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
It does seem like doctors today are more likely to listen to what the problem is than to ever actually touch or examine you. It’s been years since any of several doctors I’ve had looked in my ears, thumped on my back or stomach or looked down my throat.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Nurse’s scrubs are spoiling Bleeb’s view.
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I’m going to send you down the hall and have Dr. Cassius take a look.”
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
You may need to see a specialist.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
If they would just turn him around, they’d probably get a better handle on the situation.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Don’t worry Bleeb, they don’t suspect a thing.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
That reminds me of the time I got a kidney stone but the stab was a bit lower!
mbrahms26 over 1 year ago
OK, just lie back and we’ll see what the problem is.
jbduncan over 1 year ago
See, I had a run in with that backstabber at work.