Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2023

Is that all you’re checking out.

The Toiletry Search Agency is always a clown show

Yeah just keep your eyes on the navel dude!!

seems like a lot of outies to me…

ah yes, Team Standing Around hard at work again.

Has anyone successfully sued the TSA for harassment?

Must be a pretty boring job.

The innies can stay in and catch their flight, outies pack their bag and leave the airport.

The TSA’s main job is to entertain us as subjects of comics/jokes. :)

Overboard….

Good grief, Bleeb! What are you doing standing by that scanner? You need to be stationed at the people scanner.

The Good Old Days.

So … who wins the pool?

Holy Shmokes!

Did you see the size of that [ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ]

Now that I think about it, I wonder how the Dr., or whoever, makes an innie or outie? I mean is there a procedure or something? Can it be corrected one way or the other with surgery or something? Does anyone care?

Better the navel kind than the pimple kind

Dang, I had indies +25

What determines an innie or an outie??? Mine is an innie…

These people need to see a doctor if their belly buttons are so hard they show up on x-rays or a metal detector.

I thought women had innies and men had outies?

TSA only hires the finest, most professional security guardians in the world. Can’t get on a plane without them… Thanks John, great one…

Wow, it’s not often you see full grown women wearing Lil Pony underwear.

I thought for sure it was going to read, “Hah, she’s got an innie! I told you. Pay up, you owe me twenty bucks.”

Can an Innie drive an Audi?

Bleeb!!! You’re too close to that scanner———it’s shortening your antennae!

Dude. Just, no.

Next guy through, “Dude, you might want to get that prostate checked.”

That is an unusal ratio of innies and outies. My experience is tha innies far out number the outies. Any pediatricians in the house?

I want that line. After my hernia repair, I have a “nonnie.”

Security Guard Jacobs is ALMOST there to that free Bic Mac from Security Guard Nelson.