When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa once told me, he said: “boy, the amount of money you need to earn, in order to be considered wealthy nowadays, is just enough whereas you can judge your financial success by whether or not you’re still flyin’ commercial.”
As I got on my bicycle, I couldn’t help but think: Crap! If I’m gonna have to buy my own airplane, I’m definitely gonna have this paper route a couple months longer than I planned on!
A friend was raising turkeys (not a huge farm — just a small one for local markets) when he noticed a flock of wild turkeys hanging around the fencing. One day the wild turkeys busted through the fence, and set his turkeys free. According to him, his turkeys joined the wild ones and formed a gang. Don’t ask me how true it is, but I like to think of The Wild Turkey Gang out there somewhere.
allen@home 9 months ago
Uh-Oh Iron Turkey.
Hello Everyone 9 months ago
RoboFowl!
epaphus8 9 months ago
“None shall pass!”
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa once told me, he said: “boy, the amount of money you need to earn, in order to be considered wealthy nowadays, is just enough whereas you can judge your financial success by whether or not you’re still flyin’ commercial.”
As I got on my bicycle, I couldn’t help but think: Crap! If I’m gonna have to buy my own airplane, I’m definitely gonna have this paper route a couple months longer than I planned on!
cdward 9 months ago
A friend was raising turkeys (not a huge farm — just a small one for local markets) when he noticed a flock of wild turkeys hanging around the fencing. One day the wild turkeys busted through the fence, and set his turkeys free. According to him, his turkeys joined the wild ones and formed a gang. Don’t ask me how true it is, but I like to think of The Wild Turkey Gang out there somewhere.
walstib Premium Member 9 months ago
Looks like the turkey who says “Ni !”.
thebashfulone 9 months ago
Search for the “Iowa Turkey Federation” and check out the Darth Gobbler that stands guard outside the headquarters.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
He reminds me of ED-209 in the RoboCop movie.
paulprobujr 9 months ago
This one’s a little late.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
Yep, yep, them thar armored turkeys can put up quite a tussle!
wrloftis 9 months ago
His name is Skynet.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 9 months ago
Rust-free?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 9 months ago
Mecha-Turkzilla
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Oooh him? He’s the spy I put in before Thanksgiving…he watching who weighs more for Christmas dinner.
geese28 9 months ago
Turkeys are bolder than you think. I’ve seen them walk around public areas during thanksgiving season basically not giving a hoot
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
He’s ready for Christmas!
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Darth Tom
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Ha! Slowcooker wear, now at Home Depot.
T... 9 months ago
That also looks the one we got from Trader Joes…
T... 9 months ago
John! what is those strange dot patterns on some turkeys, a cartoon disease?…
pamela welch Premium Member 9 months ago
This is very funny — LOLOL