Close to Home by John McPherson for December 20, 2023

how many “commando”?

No low-rise?

Airport security will be self service soon.

Jockstraps are the way to go

Any thongs or crotchless panties? (I wonder what my Google searches will show me after typing that sentence.)

Also taking measurements?

I can’t think of any underwear jokes, so other than it’s a funny cartoon, I can’t think of anything to say. Wait… I think I just had a joke pass through my head! Nope, nope, never mind, it was just another internet password!

So which way are they counting boxer briefs?

855 passengers and counting…

I’m a boxer guy, just like when I swim laps, it’s trunks, not speedos.

Dalcon must have been intimidated by the scanner.

Talk about twits

Hi, Bleeb.

Perverts!

More like “Invasa-scan”

Hold on, the worst is yet to come, Self Serve TSA!! If you think the human variety is hard to deal with, argue with a machine!! LOL!!

How many boxer briefs ???

Why is a mouse waving to us? Did the Robber Mice from Breaking Cat News get a job with the TSA?

Counting underpants is a priority for the TSA.

How many Commando’s?

I think this is a simple news article from right after 9-11, instead of a cartoon. I always thought this was exactly what scared most people more than terrorists.

I don’t wear underwear, too confining, my boys gotta have some room.

ha! Hope they’re clean.

Oh and he hasn’t been circumcised.

shudders speedo

Sick, sick, sick John but true…

They were just checking out his gun, their job you know

How many diapers?

We all like to glow in the dark.

What, no boxer-briefs?

Depends? (Had to ask, you know…)

They’d be surprised to see my bra.