Close to Home by John McPherson for February 15, 2024

I need mine stiffened a bit.

helps heal injuries resulting from accidents involving bilabial fricatives!

She’s a bit stiff.

Is this in Britain where they always say to keep a stiff upper lip?

Their treatment is lipid injections.

Looks like John and Bleeb are still vacationing… he had a new grandchild not too long ago, so he might be out buying plushies and other stuff for babies… before they come over and repair my fence.

It would be awesome if Bleeb came in a plushie. ツ

So, here’s another funny word… and remember, they’re free!

Flibbertigibbet

Dr Leftbreast is expanding his practice. He took on Dr Rightbreast as a partner.

I thought I smelled something…

It’s Philtrumologist. I looked it up.

To be fair, they’d probably get a lot of patients. What with people that have stiff upper lips and those that like the sink plunger look you get from fillers, they’d be inundated.I really don’t get why lip fillers are so popular. I’ve not seen one yet that looks better. Most look ridiculous and too puffed up. My niece is really pretty, so why she had it done to herself, which now makes her look worse, really puzzles me. Peer pressure

Missed opportunity: add a sign for a sale on “stiffening” treatments.

No one wants to be a General Practitioner anymore. Just try an get a appointment nowadays.

She helps develop limp upper lips into stiff ones.

Botox will help you keep a stiff upper lip.

I need someone to check out my left nostril.

Can you recommend a good pout specialist?

It’s good to know there’s a service available to help you keep an upper lip.

In bad times, we don’t need poutier lips but stiffer upper lips. :)

And my eye doctor has an eyelid specialist

Lip, lip, HOORAY!!!!!! :)

Soon, one day, a general family doctor will be phased out.

Keeping in mind, specialists charge MORE!

Especially mustaches on females?

I would comment here, but I was told to zip my lip. Ouch, that hurts.

And if people stopped getting procedures that are unnecessary except to massage their ego maybe costs might decrease