(I work in an outpatient medical imaging facility where we do MRIs, X-rays, ultrasounds, etc. Every exam we do must be ordered by a physician. These physicians oftentimes don’t know the machinery like we do and sometimes answer their patients’ questions incorrectly. For reference: an MRI machine is a long tube with both ends being open. An open MRI machine is open on three sides and is easier for claustrophobic patients to handle. This patient calls in with some questions before her exam.)
Patient: “My doctor told me your machine was an open MRI.”
Me: “I’m sorry; he was mistaken. Our machine is the regular tube-like kind.”
Patient: “But he said it was open!”
Me: knowing this doctor knows our machine is not the open kind “I’m sorry, but it’s not. I don’t know why he would have told you that.”
Patient: “I’m severely claustrophobic! I can’t be in a tube!”
Me: “I understand. I’d recommend talking to your doctor about taking some kind of sedation. Most of our claustrophobic patients can get through their exam when they’ve taken a mild sedative beforehand. Your doctor would need to prescribe that for you.”
Patient: “But he said it was an open MRI!”
Me: “Yes… I understand he said that, but I’m sorry. It’s not.”
Patient: “I’m claustrophobic! I can’t go in that little tube!”
Me: “You could go to [Local Hospital] and have your MRI there. They can do complete sedation, which is unfortunately something we do not offer. Again, you would need to talk to your doctor about that.”
Patient: “But he specifically told me your machine was an open MRI! I can’t do the tube!”
(We go on in circles like this for a few minutes, she saying her doctor told her our machine was open and me reiterating that it isn’t. Finally, I get fed up.)
MRI: Moronically Resisting Information
(I work in an outpatient medical imaging facility where we do MRIs, X-rays, ultrasounds, etc. Every exam we do must be ordered by a physician. These physicians oftentimes don’t know the machinery like we do and sometimes answer their patients’ questions incorrectly. For reference: an MRI machine is a long tube with both ends being open. An open MRI machine is open on three sides and is easier for claustrophobic patients to handle. This patient calls in with some questions before her exam.)
Patient: “My doctor told me your machine was an open MRI.”
Me: “I’m sorry; he was mistaken. Our machine is the regular tube-like kind.”
Patient: “But he said it was open!”
Me: knowing this doctor knows our machine is not the open kind “I’m sorry, but it’s not. I don’t know why he would have told you that.”
Patient: “I’m severely claustrophobic! I can’t be in a tube!”
Me: “I understand. I’d recommend talking to your doctor about taking some kind of sedation. Most of our claustrophobic patients can get through their exam when they’ve taken a mild sedative beforehand. Your doctor would need to prescribe that for you.”
Patient: “But he said it was an open MRI!”
Me: “Yes… I understand he said that, but I’m sorry. It’s not.”
Patient: “I’m claustrophobic! I can’t go in that little tube!”
Me: “You could go to [Local Hospital] and have your MRI there. They can do complete sedation, which is unfortunately something we do not offer. Again, you would need to talk to your doctor about that.”
Patient: “But he specifically told me your machine was an open MRI! I can’t do the tube!”
(We go on in circles like this for a few minutes, she saying her doctor told her our machine was open and me reiterating that it isn’t. Finally, I get fed up.)
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