Close to Home by John McPherson for June 04, 2024

Well…it isn’t bacon anyway.

When my late Wife and I had to travel to OK City for lawyer visits and medical visits, we stopped at a Billy Sims BBQ place in the NW part. Huge place! Booths were made for groups of 8-10 people. After eating I went to wash up(ribs) and discovered the men’s room had pit smoke wafting through it!

Mmmm..  bacon

Vegan hell. ;)

It’s settled then. Everyone who goes to hell wears glasses.

Frying bacon-one of the best smells in the world.

Be the bacon.

Welcome to the United Church of Bacon

That’s just the smell of your butt frying Howard.

I don’t eat bacon, too salty and too greasy. Like the smell tho.

Bwa, ha,ha!

… and the problem with that is what???

Bacon makes everything better!!

Good smell.

Hell isn’t that interesting. But this is a comic panel, so it’s mildly amusing.

You wanted nothing to do with God in your life, so here you are. It was YOUR choice.

Mmmm, roasted long pig.

Went to Martin’s BBQ in Nashville during my vacation. As soon as I walked in, I knew it was going to be a great place to eat. The BBQ smell wafted throughout the entire restaurant and I knew it had even saturated the walls.

well that really burns my butt…

what’s that?…

fire…about waist high!

To add to the torment, they only serve Vegan bacon….

Bacon is kind of a pig deal.

Does that make Bleeb a bacon bit? :)

It’s piped down from heaven, where you can get the real thing.

Bleeb is flame surfing in he!! again!!

Long pork smells like bacon. And the taste?

Ha! Everybody’s bacon.

Bacon scented candle I bet

It’s the nitrites and nitrates you smell telling you that this stuff is bad for yo and belongs in hell.