Get this… not only was there that goofy thing with the autopsy… ha, you’re gonna laugh at this one … but they had you in the wrong drawer! You’re gonna be able to look back on this and just laugh!
This might be funny if something quite similar hadn’t happened in California.
Do a search for Mercy San Juan Medical Center. The misplaced a the body of a woman, telling the family that she had checked out of the hospital, when she had actually died. They spent a year trying to find her before it was revealed that the woman had dies and her body was shipped to an off site morgue.
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
So, he didn’t get autopsied?
baddawg1989 3 months ago
[Old guy accused of being dead in Monty Python and the Holy Grail] I feel happyyyyyyyy… :-D
j_m_kuehl 3 months ago
Well if you weren’t dead before the autopsy, you would be after
Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 3 months ago
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he started ther autopsy.
“No,” the doctor said. “I did not check his pulse.”
“And did you listen for a heartbeat?” asked the lawyer.
“No I did not,” the doctor said.
“So,” said the lawyer, “when you started the autopsy, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead.”
The doctor said, “Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was in a jar on my desk”
“So he could have still been alive then?” asked the lawyer
“You’re right! for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere.”Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
Get this… not only was there that goofy thing with the autopsy… ha, you’re gonna laugh at this one … but they had you in the wrong drawer! You’re gonna be able to look back on this and just laugh!
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Another, “I don’t know why this strikes me as so funny, but it does!”
Aficionado 3 months ago
I hope you are starting to feel better, John. Ten year olds can handle that kind of surgery without too much trouble. “Seasoned” adults? Not so much.
RobinHood 3 months ago
There can be only one
mfrasca 3 months ago
His Burial would have been Premature.
CrimsonOne18 3 months ago
The medical examiner had a golf date so he faked the autopsy paperwork.
paranormal 3 months ago
That’s the last time he’ll go to sleep on a gurney!!!
ncorgbl 3 months ago
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
This might be funny if something quite similar hadn’t happened in California.
Do a search for Mercy San Juan Medical Center. The misplaced a the body of a woman, telling the family that she had checked out of the hospital, when she had actually died. They spent a year trying to find her before it was revealed that the woman had dies and her body was shipped to an off site morgue.
P51Strega 3 months ago
His insurance wouldn’t cover a full autopsy, if he doesn’t wake up, his policy is expired.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Things went autopsy-turvy.
Ji535m 3 months ago
The phrase " to make a long story short" always reminds of the response “too late!”
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Yeah, we can’t have people being alive after autopsy is performed.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Oh Goody!!!!!!!!! Now we can play Whack a Human! :)
Buoy 3 months ago
Sheesh, who’s running that morgue? A bunch of stiffs?
the lost wizard 3 months ago
We’re not going to charge you for your stay. :)
norphos 3 months ago
Ouch!
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t talk the poor guy to death.
mbrahms26 3 months ago
And we will do all in our power to return your kidney!
Ricky Bennett 3 months ago
Misnumbered drawers. There are two drawers with the number 302 (although one is partially hidden).
Norris66 3 months ago
Gee ya make one little mistake and they fire you.
geese28 3 months ago
Make sure he left your insides the way it’s supposed to be