I’m Proud of Lio! We MUST stop the heinous acts… of Christmas tree zombie! We cut them down then take the tree’s to our lair… and keep them alive to slowly DIE!!!
Just kidding, But if you think about it, that is what they are, Tree Zombies.
“Christmas is…a time for cutting down trees, and hanging plastic doo-dads on them, and watching them die, slowly, in your living room, and catch fire, and burn down your house, and all your possessions.”
Maybe Lio knows how to make “hammerspace” jackets that can conceal objects of any size, and gave Dad one for his birthday. It would explain how Lio carried that box of ornaments without crushing them.
Gweedo Year, I did that one year. Had to dig the hole in November before the ground froze and store the soil in the garage. Then I could only have the tree inside for 5 days so it would stay hardened off. Great idea!
Next year; a fine mesh of almost invisible fishing line, with ornaments etc. all over it. Just take it out of the box and wrap it around the tree. Leave a little space in the ‘back’ for the squirrels and birds to get in and out (trees, birds and squirrels are all part on one organism).
they won’t let me post my frikken comment. i congratulated Lio on not wanting to kill a tree but i mentioned the name of the religion this pertains too. perhaps if i say just say no don’t kill a tree for jesus!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Dad has much patience and love for his son.
KefRayBa almost 15 years ago
That’s not the safe way to keep an axe :O I would love to have that jacket :P
rayannina almost 15 years ago
Lio’s going green – only this time, no reptiles are involved.
OpenWings almost 15 years ago
I hope that tree is growing in their back yard - or it’s a long way to go on Christmas morning to unwrap their gifts!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Lio is happy. Dad is accepting. And he has re-holstered his axe. Life is good. Merry Christmas!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Awww, what a sweet boy!
guitarmutt almost 15 years ago
Wow, great idea Dad. I could use a hide away axe like that sometimes in my neighborhood. That would make an impression.
Silentknight7 almost 15 years ago
I’m Proud of Lio! We MUST stop the heinous acts… of Christmas tree zombie! We cut them down then take the tree’s to our lair… and keep them alive to slowly DIE!!!
Just kidding, But if you think about it, that is what they are, Tree Zombies.
xangatom almost 15 years ago
Lio the Druid! Bravo!
GeeDee Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Didn’t know Lio was a tree hugger.
millardjk almost 15 years ago
Isn’t this the same kid that occasionally blows up the neighborhood?
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
There goes that tree farmer’s income.
dhubb almost 15 years ago
Dad must be an immortal, I don’t know of anyone else who can keep a giant weapon in his coat with no noticeable bulge.
desturbedlio almost 15 years ago
@ Dhubb
he already has a (ahem) noticeable bulge without the weapon
mtatulli Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Trees are innocent. The neighbors usually have it coming.
Simon_Jester almost 15 years ago
In the immortal words of Steve Martin:
“Christmas is…a time for cutting down trees, and hanging plastic doo-dads on them, and watching them die, slowly, in your living room, and catch fire, and burn down your house, and all your possessions.”
bald almost 15 years ago
where did they have those ornaments?
I think lio’s idea is good, leave the tree in the forest.
jestrfyl almost 15 years ago
Woodsman, spare that tree!
Everyone ought to know you don;t chop down a Christmas tree - you saw it down!
Better living through artificial Christmas trees - they keep the plastic bag population in check.
Trisha_Evenstar almost 15 years ago
how sweet!
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
Aww… Lio is a true friend to trees everywhere.
Personally I like the tabletop variety that you get in a pot. Admittedly the ornaments have to be very small. ;)
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Maybe Lio knows how to make “hammerspace” jackets that can conceal objects of any size, and gave Dad one for his birthday. It would explain how Lio carried that box of ornaments without crushing them.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Lio loves all living things, & the undead. Blowing things up is a fun hobby.
CatComixzStudios almost 15 years ago
I’d be scared to leave presents under it when it’s out in the open…
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Gweedo Year, I did that one year. Had to dig the hole in November before the ground froze and store the soil in the garage. Then I could only have the tree inside for 5 days so it would stay hardened off. Great idea!
goulash53 almost 15 years ago
Just a pile of Al Gore tree hugging bulls**t.
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member almost 15 years ago
If Clark Griswold had thought of this, he wouldn’t have had to uproot his tree when he forgot his saw.
mtatulli Premium Member almost 15 years ago
goulash53…
Not everything is political. Learn to laugh. Otherwise you’ll get an ulcer.
sthakrar almost 15 years ago
Awwww, Lio’s going green!
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Next year; a fine mesh of almost invisible fishing line, with ornaments etc. all over it. Just take it out of the box and wrap it around the tree. Leave a little space in the ‘back’ for the squirrels and birds to get in and out (trees, birds and squirrels are all part on one organism).
lamourdelafantom almost 15 years ago
they won’t let me post my frikken comment. i congratulated Lio on not wanting to kill a tree but i mentioned the name of the religion this pertains too. perhaps if i say just say no don’t kill a tree for jesus!
chasches over 14 years ago
Lio cares about the environment!