Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 22, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Did you ever wonder how he gets back up the chimney?

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    Flintstoned  almost 15 years ago

    NO.

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Does Ace carry the the giant economy size of WD 40?

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    Bargrove  almost 15 years ago

    He gives a “nod, and up the chimney he rose…” Any questions?

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    If you remember Twas the night before Christmas he easily navigates up the chimney. Besides, he’s lighter without the toys. Use cartoon physics whydon’tcha.

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    crazyolnick  almost 15 years ago

    to get back up the chimney it’s the preverbial Christmas Goose …… If not ace tyr acme

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    Marge -

    That would be CostCo

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    MisngNOLA  almost 15 years ago

    “Oh.. well he uses some magic dust, man.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    too much of that magic dust and he won’t care if he doesn’t fit down the chimneys

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    Actually - Joe has the right of it here. You can thank Coca-cola for our current image of Santa, the poem described him as “little” and drove “a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer”

    Personally, I loved the solution they came up with for the “Santa Clause” movies with Tim Allen.

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    lisa4romMpls  almost 15 years ago

    It’s merry magic

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    mark.dillon  almost 15 years ago

    Why try to unfold a feeling? Let the magic and wonder go on and on without the spin and drift. Merry Christmas to all!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    He’s an octopus! Santa’s a giant octopus!!!

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