Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 2009
December 17, 2009
December 19, 2009
Transcript:
Voice: So is there an oh-so trendy vampire angle to the Woods story? Roland: Well, think about it - over 93% of Tiger's mistresses are nocturnal hospitality workers! Common sense says yes! Voice: Roland? Hate to interrupt, buddy... Roland: What's up, Steve? Voice: Fox News is unable to confirm that vampires exist. Roland: Keep working on it!
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Vampires exist, and they run our government.
Washington sucks.
glslightning almost 15 years ago
This is obviously a fictional cartoon. Faux News never confirms anything!
Takiniteasy almost 15 years ago
Washington is full of blood suckers …
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
Fair, balanced reporting requires us to keep an open mind about the existance of vampires.
2devildogsmom almost 15 years ago
“Fox News is unable to confirm…”???? Since when has that ever been part of their journalistic lexicon???? “F”iction is what puts the “F” in “Fox”, y’all!!!
palos almost 15 years ago
The inability to confirm does not equal the unwillingness to air.
jimpow almost 15 years ago
I find this series of cartoons to be offensive to the Vampire community. Please cease immediately. Thank you. Vlad.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Vampire L’Etat
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I never understood the slams against Fox News. All the specific criticisms I know about revolve around the punditry division (O’Reilly, Beck et al), not the news division.
Herbabee almost 15 years ago
Vampirism: The World’s Oldest Profession….?
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
AKH: How would you ever tell the difference between the Noisy division and the Noise division?