Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2009

Old dude stew.

Be careful you don’t get burned.

to steal a story title: “HOW TO SERVE MANKIND” Good one Wiley AND Mary!

Reminds me of the Amerstan lamb in a short story….

Such a tender sentiment…

Hope he has a soft heart.

“WEINERS - 1/2 OFF”

Now THAT’s funny; I don’t care who you are!

ptrailbiker oh that’s bad! And I’m still laughing!

And hey, the person I voted for won! That’s exciting. I still liked mine: “Special: Stuffy in a suit” (it’s a drink)

Double entendres are always best. Even better than puns.

Nice one Mary!

Well done Wiley & Mary.

cdward: Thought sure I would at least make the top four! Thanks for the compliment; glad SOMEONE understands my sense of humor.

Mary, Hannibal the Cannibal would love it ! Congratulations — great entry.

Another masterpiece.

Hoorah,Mary! Congrats!

Excellent! Congrats, Mary!

Congrats Mary! Love this one!

no sides? to add to the cast of complements great entry Mary. great contest Wiley. know we’ll be seeing more. Thanks

Wow, my favorite won. and a good ole Texas gal too….

Congratulations Mary…. Wiley, great doings.

Muy excelente.

Great, witty, well done ! Congratulations !

And to think a colon did the trick! ;-)

Congrats Mary. I voted for you as well.

nicely done.

Great !!!

Yeah, the one I liked and voted for won! Way to go Mary and Wiley :)

the one i submitted was funnier…..

I’m not a Francophile, but the French for a restaurant suits the double entendere perfectly. Good job.

ben_david said, about 9 winners ago

“Double entendres are always best. Even better than puns.”

Of course, usually “The best thing about a double entendre is that it can only mean one thing.”

I voted for that one!!

Rename the establishment to Mrs. Lovett’s Deli

Reminds me of the time my employer said our number one priority was “Customer Delight.” I asked my boss, when did we become a cannibal restaurant?

I voted for that one too! Still kinda like mine though. Surprise chef

Joe, you’re here! I’ve been reading this cartoon at another site for some time now. Does this Great Sign-off Contest mean the cartoon is ending?

cdward, you’re here too; how wonderful! Um … does he who must not be named comment here? You know, the one whose comments I stopped reading a month or so ago.

Wow! That is bl**dy funny and, just as importantly, really clever. Great set up from Wiley and a top notch spike from Mary to win the game!

That is really very good, very funny, very cleaver … er, I mean clever…

A humongous thank you to all who voted for my entry. What a kick to see my submission in print! I’m truly honored. Mary Cameron, Leander

The kind of humour only a cat can appreciate.

Mary Cameron does SO deserve to be the winner! For those who know some French, the pun is delicious. And kudos to the judges!

A belated congratulations from me, too, Mary!! Your entry is elegant. Two little words and an appropriate colon captured the spirit of the wonderful artwork. I’ll bet Wily was rooting for you!

Truly great!!! Congrats

Perfect punch-line!

Perhaps the funniest one-panel comic I’ve ever seen. Well said, Mary & great contest, Wiley. My wife laughed just as hard as I did.

What’s next???