Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2009

Hey, I’ve got a neighbor with one of those!

Rudolf, the brown-nose reindeer?

Hey, I’ve got one of those.

Rudolph in his later years. To bad, So sad.

So that’s how Rudolph got his nose red. He got drunk.

..and what’s your favorite flavor? Cherry red…

An alcohol powered headlight?

Wiley, I don’t know how you keep doing it week after week, but fantastic. I really did laugh out loud.

Funny, using that technique kept me steadily unemployed for years.

Of course he drinks. People laugh and call him names and never let him join in reindeer games.

So that’s how he did it! With me it’s my esophagus that glows red when I drink.

Makes his wife more bearable no doubt.

Rudolph needs Monk’s psychiatrist…

Love the bottle “Ol’ Red Nose”… :)

hey, they’ve got a bottle of 4 noses right here. good sstuff. love ya Wiley. happy holidays. ho, ho, ho. hey, innkeeper, its gettin a little dry in here. set us up, and give the reindeer a double with a beer chaser on me. Thanks to all, and to all a good night. wats that bright light aroun the door? the sun? get out ah here……really.

Hey….does this mean Rudolph works for the old Northwest Airlines in the off-season?

That is brilliant. LOL!

One of the few comics that actually made me lol today. I love it!

Not only has he stayed employed for years, he has a one day work week and 51 weeks of vacation.

All these years I thought he was guiding Santa to all the boys and girls. In actuality he’s just trying to find his way home?

What bar are they drinking at to meet ol’ rudy? North pole is a long way to go for a drink!

It’s a fine line he has to walk, between enough to get the glow and not enough to get blitzened…

Wow, Wiley you’ve done it again. Laughed so loud I scared the cat! Fabulous detail. Thanks again for a great strip.

no wonder grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Rudolph’s red nose might help lighting up the storm clouds–but he can’t fly a straight path…

SuperFrog, I bet Rudolph wins all the reindeer drinking games…now I know what they mean by “Christmas cheer”!

shatter those myths!

Ho, Ho, Ho, just did a double take on the sidebar info. The top coffee mug fooled me for a minute. It has today’s cartoon on it, but because it is the same colour (white) as the background, and the handle doesn’t show, at first glance I thought it was toilet paper! How perfect a sentiment for the terminally cynical!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/EdwinQ/GlowingNose.jpg

‘Nuff said.

Wait’ll they find out what the other reindeer are doing.

ahem

Rudolph can always blame beer For his very shiny nose …..

Charlie McCarthy to W. C. Fields…

Mr. Fields, you know how to get rid of that red nose, don’t you?

Yeah… Drink till it turns Blue!

You know, I was just thinking. What if Rudolph’s getting drunk out of humiliation, because he was the only one Santa was able to tag, when they were playing tag the other day!