Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 24, 2012
Transcript:
Jimbo: Rose? Rose: ...and remember...the 'cooks-it-all' is a toaster...a blender...a steamer...a deep fryer...a slow cooker and an indoor grill...all in one! Rose: Operators are standing by. Jimbo: You were dreaming that you were an infomercial host! Rose: I only had three units left to sell!
LeoAutodidact over 12 years ago
NOT a Dream, a NIGHTMARE!
rshive over 12 years ago
What freebie do you throw in if I act NOW?
vikipa over 12 years ago
But, Wait! There’s more…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
QVC, HSN, and Shop NBC are all one big 24-hour informercials.
trimguy over 12 years ago
There was a guy at Wally World last week selling $37 dollar “forever” knives, then giving you 2 more free, plus a juicer, a set of steak knives, yadda, yadda,yadda. A $200 value for only $37.
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
Dangerous place to leave your glasses. Rose is liable to knock them off and break them when she moves in her sleep.
kbyrdleroy over 12 years ago
I wouldn’t mind being on an infomercial.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Good thing that Jimbo turned off the TV that was poisoning Rose’s subconscious (or unconscious, if you’re a Jungian).
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
My mom used to doze off while watching The A-Team and The Dukes of Hazzard. She was feeding her inner Vicki.
DavidAo over 12 years ago
Rose has been watching too much TV.
marvee over 12 years ago
I want one of those!
marvee over 12 years ago
My first thought was that she was telling Jimbo he could cook his own meals.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
DavidAo: And sleeping through most of it.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Relax Rose.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
She should let Vicki dream. Perhaps she dreams she is an adult entertainer?
dfowensby over 12 years ago
people actually watch this stuff??
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
“Forefend”, indeed!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
That sounds like that NuOven or whatever that contraption is that’s being advertised now.
iced tea over 12 years ago
“And if you call now, we’ll send you TWO Cooks-It-Alls!”
Isn’t is precious seeing them go upstairs together like that.