Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2012

What’s better, roses on your piano or tulips on your organ?

Buckly, thanks, I did a spit take on that one…

She was chasing him in the church and caught him by the organ….

When I’ve eaten liver I like to say I had an organic meal.

Varnes….did he kick her in the apse?

Cartoons are always funnier when they mention the spleen. You’d think at least one of the cartoonists would know that.

The complete list of a sheep’s internal organs is contained in my mom’s recipe for haggis.

I don’t think the larynx is an organ. Just saying.