The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 28, 2012

Perhaps he could choose his words more carefully.

He bedder git more than a hunch if he wants ta git that munky off his ba…Heeeeyyyy wait jest a minit…!!!!!!

Terry Pratchett has a great take on Igor

Quasi: Did you ever hear him mention any of these names?Witness: Nope, can’t say they ring any bells. snerklesnerk

I understand he had a twin brother who was a dead ringer for him.

Re: Life after football?I don’t suppose he played quarterback or fullback.

His face rings a bell. And by the looks of it, too many times.

@Allway to go, guys. You took all the good puns before I could squeeze one in.

“You take the blonde…I’ll take the one in the toiban”

You see the PD is an equal opportunity employer. The detective better watch out. EEOC may come a calling. He may be creating a hostile work environment. Hang in there Quasimodo one day you could be the Chief.

To finaleLove it. Groucho Marx. Shot an elephant in my pajamas. Oh you know the rest.

And I have a bald head; but you don’t hear me complaining.

Sanctuary!I hear Disney is looking for a few good toons.

Abby someone.

“Police Squad” meets “Young Frankenstein.”

Oh must add.State Fair of Texas begins today.C’mon down and get your fried, twice fried, then refried, covered in whipped cream then fried till no longer recognizable as a food. But it is FRIED!!!!! And if that don’t work there are classes about frying to increase ones interest in frying so you can learn to fry just about anything. I mean anything. Heck they did bacon covered in chocolate. Then FRIED it. Man I love this state.

What? No more bells to ring?

Wasn’t that hump on the other side?

And rememberIts I gore not Egor.Family tradition.Remember “What knockers?”“Thanks Herr Doctor.”

He’s not a real Modo – just a Quasi-Modo.