Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 25, 2012

Vegetarians are such cowards as they only eat food that can’t run away, eventhough plants are sentient, have feelings, and are aware of their surroundings.

Vegetarians, mmmmm, taste like chicken.

Vegetables aren’t food. Things that EAT vegetables are food!

Some of us just prefer to eat food directly rather than having it pre-processed by another animal,… does increase animal unemployment though…

Yo Vegans! My food poops on your food.

My daughter is a vegetarian except when it comes to ribs or anything with BBQ sauce!

I am a dedicated vagitarian, and for that, my girlfriend is grateful.

Hey vegetarians, stop eating my food’s food!

I lived with a serious vegan for a couple of years. It was an interesting experience, particularly since she couldn’t cook. I became quite accomplished in preparing vegetarian dishes ( out of self-defense ) . There’s a certain amount of fudging when it comes to what vegans will and will not eat. To each his own.I still eat a limited amount of meat and prefer fish over beef and lamb ( when I can afford it ) over pork. I like good chicken and turkey – and so does my dog !

.יהי בצום יום הכיפורים להביא מזון הנפש שלךMay the fast of Yom Kippur bring food to your soul.

my aunt’s uncle on her father’s mother’s side has been a vegetarian for years….he helps sick animals ……WHAT??….Veternarian ? oh…….never mind………

A half-(AS)paragus vegetarian..

Enjoyed the comments.. great comedians out there :0P

I’m anemic so I must eat meat. But I like vegetables too.

Have a blessed Yom Kippur to all our Jewish friends.

Ted Nugent? Isn’t he the guy that pooped his pants to evade the draft?

Blessed Yom Kippur to our Jewish friends!