The Doozies by Tom Gammill for September 20, 2012

  1. Clouseau
    el8  about 12 years ago

    I have friends, okay?! So crucify me!

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  2. Capture
    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I’m going to go with Sam Kinnison’s take on that. No wife would buy a story like the ressurection.

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  3. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member about 12 years ago

    …Yes,his wife started it all,"Jesus Christ,are you going out again!?!..funny stuff…

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  4. Hobo
    MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Nag. Nag. Nag. Get a job. You’re a carpenter, remember? And what about all those low-life unemployed friends you hang around with? And I see you can feed the multitudes, but you can’t bring home a nice steak once in a while. And lose that holier than thou attitude.

    No wonder he wasn’t that bothered by dying.

    (Beat it out of that tomb pretty quick, too. Not about to take a chance of her dying and having to spend an eternity in the same cave.

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  5. Tor johnson
    William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago

    The Taliban is LOL’ing!

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  6. Papuhead
    xethtoon  about 12 years ago

    Hey man, don’t insult the Prophet!

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  7. Groucho2
    doug  about 12 years ago

    He should have listened to his wife.

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  8. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member about 12 years ago

    she’s gonna nail him on that one

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    cbrsarah  about 12 years ago

    It started out as being from the 2nd century. How it got to be 4th century is a major slip up.

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