Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 29, 2014

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    alviebird  about 10 years ago

    Vernon Alvie Bird.

    I was called by my middle while growing up. I hated it. I always had to repeat it to people. So, when I got older, I started going by my last name. I was known far and wide as Bird. Just “Bird”. I’ve never been crazy about that either. So, after a life changing event about 5 years ago, I introduced myself as “Vernon” a couple of times. Bad decision. I detest it, but it stuck.

    Parents to be, please consider names carefully. (Here’s one clue: Adult males tend to not like having the diminutive long E sound on the end of their names.)

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    unca jim  about 10 years ago

    As my old First Sergeant said while trying to pronounce the names calling the morning roll at Tech School; “Good god, these ain’t names, they’re DISEASES !”

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    1148559  about 10 years ago

    They can always call the baby “Gene.”

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    PAXBrit  about 10 years ago

    Optometrist: Can you read the bottom line? Old Mitteleuropeen: Read it? I KNOW the guy!

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