Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 30, 2009

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Don’t you mean twice the idiot.

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    poppy1313  almost 15 years ago

    a bigamist or bigidiot

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    A Mormon or a sheik.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 15 years ago

    Arab sheiks are allowed up to four wives.

    Are you surprised at the cost of oil?

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    How about a masochist?

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    vlechtja  almost 15 years ago

    A polygynist to be specific.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 15 years ago

    SAME QUESTION, DIFFERENT ANSWER

    Q: What do call a woman with more than one husband? A: Elizabeth Taylor

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    sarge112751  almost 15 years ago

    WHY would you WANT 2 wives? — Don’t bigamists understand, that also means TWO MOTHERS-In-Law???

    WHAT do I call a bigamist ? - dum azz!!

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    A Jack mormon.

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    The way Roz is looking at Shoe I don’t think he’ll be around long enough to worry about the correct answer. On the other hand, if you are intelligent enough to stay single the question becomes moot.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Bigamy is it’s own punishment. I can’t handle one, why would I want two?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I can’t understand why Roz is so miffed. Would she actually want to be one of 2 wives?

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    MisngNOLA  almost 15 years ago

    Some people say bigamy is having one wife too many. Others say marriage is pretty much the same.

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    catqueen  almost 15 years ago

    sarge, you wouldn’t have 2 Mothers-in-law if they were sisters. EWWWWWW!!!

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    IndyMan  almost 15 years ago

    From the way, Roz, feels about Shoe , why does she wastes to effort on the scow.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 15 years ago

    Under American law, a man is only allowed one wife. This is called monotony.

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    rbethune1  almost 15 years ago

    It’s the ANSWER that’s supposed to be in the form of a question.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    There once was a fellow from Lyme Who married three wives at a time. When asked “Why a third?” He replied “One’s ABSURD!” “And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Unfortunately, I can’t claim it as my own, although I also couldn’t say who actually wrote it. First heard it many, many years ago, and for some reason it stuck.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    AMEN

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    bigamist = a fog in Rome.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 15 years ago

    In the famous words of Captain Spalding ( Groucho Marx ), “I thought it was big o’ me too!”

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Hooray for Captain Spalding!

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    lfanterickson  almost 15 years ago

    The gentleman explorer!!

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 15 years ago

    “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.”

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    pbarnrob  almost 15 years ago

    She says I’m her “first husband”; I say she’s my “last wife”…

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