The way Roz is looking at Shoe I don’t think he’ll be around long enough to worry about the correct answer. On the other hand, if you are intelligent enough to stay single the question becomes moot.
Unfortunately, I can’t claim it as my own, although I also couldn’t say who actually wrote it. First heard it many, many years ago, and for some reason it stuck.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Don’t you mean twice the idiot.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
a bigamist or bigidiot
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
A Mormon or a sheik.
BigChiefDesoto almost 15 years ago
Arab sheiks are allowed up to four wives.
Are you surprised at the cost of oil?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
How about a masochist?
vlechtja almost 15 years ago
A polygynist to be specific.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
SAME QUESTION, DIFFERENT ANSWER
Q: What do call a woman with more than one husband? A: Elizabeth Taylor
sarge112751 almost 15 years ago
WHY would you WANT 2 wives? — Don’t bigamists understand, that also means TWO MOTHERS-In-Law???
WHAT do I call a bigamist ? - dum azz!!
wicky almost 15 years ago
A Jack mormon.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
The way Roz is looking at Shoe I don’t think he’ll be around long enough to worry about the correct answer. On the other hand, if you are intelligent enough to stay single the question becomes moot.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Bigamy is it’s own punishment. I can’t handle one, why would I want two?
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I can’t understand why Roz is so miffed. Would she actually want to be one of 2 wives?
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Some people say bigamy is having one wife too many. Others say marriage is pretty much the same.
catqueen almost 15 years ago
sarge, you wouldn’t have 2 Mothers-in-law if they were sisters. EWWWWWW!!!
IndyMan almost 15 years ago
From the way, Roz, feels about Shoe , why does she wastes to effort on the scow.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
Under American law, a man is only allowed one wife. This is called monotony.
rbethune1 almost 15 years ago
It’s the ANSWER that’s supposed to be in the form of a question.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
There once was a fellow from Lyme Who married three wives at a time. When asked “Why a third?” He replied “One’s ABSURD!” “And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Unfortunately, I can’t claim it as my own, although I also couldn’t say who actually wrote it. First heard it many, many years ago, and for some reason it stuck.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
AMEN
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
bigamist = a fog in Rome.
BigChiefDesoto almost 15 years ago
In the famous words of Captain Spalding ( Groucho Marx ), “I thought it was big o’ me too!”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hooray for Captain Spalding!
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
The gentleman explorer!!
BigChiefDesoto almost 15 years ago
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.”
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
She says I’m her “first husband”; I say she’s my “last wife”…