Maria's Day by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 28, 2012

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    Dwilesjr  about 12 years ago

    I tried that when I was young put the truck in neutral and rammed it into the fence. I blamed the dog.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 12 years ago

    Once when I was about Maria’s age UPS was making a delivery. While the driver was out of the truck, I climbed up in the seat. The vehicle didn’t move, but I got scared and hollered when the seat went back. He came running to ‘rescue’ me from my reclining position.

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    Jeff0811  about 12 years ago

    downer alert, not a warm fuzzy story A driver for a local rental company left his keys in the truck while delivering a big screen TV. A 12 yr old hopped in and drove it, with tragic consequences. Unfortunately the 12 year old was the one that survived. My apologies to John and Scott.

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    Stellagal  about 12 years ago

    It’ll take three of them tio work the car. One to work the gas and brakes, one to steer, and one to seed the horror unfolding before them…I mean see where they are going.

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    burleigh2  about 12 years ago

    Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when the kids ended up driving the car after Marge jumped out… one of them operated the steering wheel while the other two jumped down to the pedals and were alternating pushing the brake and the gas. Scary when you think about it. :-s

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 12 years ago

    On two occasions, my brother and I were in a car that started rolling backwards. In both instances, our Dad had stepped out for a moment, and came running back like Superman when he saw us moving. Once was in our own driveway, though.

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    johnzakour Premium Member about 12 years ago

    My sons logic when he was three was “how hard can driving be? Dad does it…”

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Maria! Don’t do this!

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 12 years ago

    It happens around here. Southern Delaware is still farm country, and we know kids who drive the farm vehicles. WhetherMaria would be trustworthy- that’s another story.

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