Momma by Mell Lazarus for September 30, 2012

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    stripseeker  about 12 years ago

    Bedtime prayer Part 2:

    “Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who’s not a ©reep,One who’s handsome, smart, and strong,One who loves to listen long.Pulls out my chair, and opens my door,Massages my back, and begs to do more,Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,And knows what to answer to“How big is my behind?”.

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    gobblingup Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Now this one could be from my mother… :-\

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