Just sit right backAnd you’ll hear a taleOf a long and tortured trip,That started in back in ninety-fourIt started with this drip.The Mitt was a mighty money man,His backers were quite sure,That they could buy a White House bid,On a six year tour,A six year tour.
The primaries were getting rough,The questions were hard-tossed.If not for the venom of the adman crewThe campaign would be lost.The campaign would be lost.
The GOP is stranded nowWith this unsightly twoWith Willigan,The Randian too.Their millionairesAnd their wives,One movie star,Who talks to an empty chair,Here on Willigan’s Isle.
So this is the tale of our candidates,They’re here for a long long time.They’ll have to make the best of things,It’s an uphill climb.
The POTUS and his VP tooWill do their very best,To make the others’ shining starSink slowly in the west.
No Blacks, Latins, no women too,None from the middle classWill ever give them their supportWill ever have their back.
So join us here each week my friends,You’re sure to get a smile,From these two stranded castawaysHere on Willigan’s Isle!
runar about 12 years ago
Just sit right backAnd you’ll hear a taleOf a long and tortured trip,That started in back in ninety-fourIt started with this drip.The Mitt was a mighty money man,His backers were quite sure,That they could buy a White House bid,On a six year tour,A six year tour.
The primaries were getting rough,The questions were hard-tossed.If not for the venom of the adman crewThe campaign would be lost.The campaign would be lost.
The GOP is stranded nowWith this unsightly twoWith Willigan,The Randian too.Their millionairesAnd their wives,One movie star,Who talks to an empty chair,Here on Willigan’s Isle.
So this is the tale of our candidates,They’re here for a long long time.They’ll have to make the best of things,It’s an uphill climb.
The POTUS and his VP tooWill do their very best,To make the others’ shining starSink slowly in the west.
No Blacks, Latins, no women too,None from the middle classWill ever give them their supportWill ever have their back.
So join us here each week my friends,You’re sure to get a smile,From these two stranded castawaysHere on Willigan’s Isle!