Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2010

Joe giving Victoria a “wake-up” call. I love it!

They both outta wake up, and just go to bed.

Yep, that should answer all his questions. And tell him what to do now.

Bow out gracefully.

Or RUN !!

The latter. LIKE THE WIND !

“Ere you share the bridal bed with me, first you must answer these questions three”.

What about E? All of the Above.

Never, never bed down with a broad like that, even if she is PG already………….it is yours, so get your hat!

okay wndrwrthg, what the first question?

Yes wndrwrthg, I’m curious as well… :)

vexatron1984 Isn’t that D? I only saw 3 choices. And, yes, that was the question I had, because I would choose all of the above.

As long as wndrwrthg doesn’t ask the air speed velocity of a 5 ounce sparrow…

english sparrow or african sparrow?

Aha! Wiley got me! I didn’t see that coming… Victoria is the one afraid of marriage so she’s trying to scare Joe off… hmmmm… Maybe it’s the thought of Danae as a stepdaughter that has her quaking.

So that was Victoria’s secret!

btw: I like Brenda better too.

So she is afraid and wants to clarify things and feel better about a possible future with Joe; otherwise, why bother with the questions? My guess is Joe is aware of this. He has certainly been going slowly with the relationship so he was giving her space to sort it out… OK, I admit I’m an optimist.

BC13 said, about 2 quizzes ago

”vexatron1984 “Isn’t that D? I only saw 3 choices. And, yes, that was the question I had, because I would choose all of the above.”

Except Joe (JAD) had already offered D. None of the Above. in the previous comment. And we’ve already seen Joe (in the cartoon) offer additional answers.

If you want “All of the above”, you likely aren’t quite ready–unless there is an equal excitement, or a realization that you need to do this with this person…

Either toe -the- line or stay single…hmmmmm.When I was single my pockets would jingle……My Dad taught me the first rule of marriage is NEVER MARRY A CRAZY BROAD.Joe be wise You already live with one meglo-manical female,dont get me wrong..I like women..Bless their black little hearts.

RE: wndrwrthg said, about 9 hours ago

“Ere you share the bridal bed with me, first you must answer these questions three”.

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The first question better not be “What is your name?”, and if the second one is “What is your quest?” then the answer’s pretty obvious isn’t it.

bmonk Somehow I missed Joe’s comment. So E it is, then.

Somebody took those dang salt and pepper shakers again…

gaad, what’s it take to get some seasoning around here?

wndrwrthgGenius_badge states “Ere you share the bridal bed with me, first you must answer these questions three” as a quotation. From what, exactly, is that line a quote, or is it from yourself?

Now you say yes, Joe, yes to all three. Accentuate with NO MARRIAGE, NO, NEVER! Then hope you get away with it.

wndrwrthg said,

“Ere you share the bridal bed with me, first you must answer these questions three”.

This quote seems familiar to me, but I can’t remember where it’s from. My mind associates it with some myth or legend type story though.

wndwrthg’s quote is a slight alteration of a line from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

Rustyhoundog, as hymenoxis says, it is a paraphrase of a line from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

and que Captain Eddie…

how did the 5 oz sparrow handle the coconut? and is this wonderland and the napkin holder, and the shakers move around like cards/chess pieces? ps love all the comments…

Psst! Joe, don’t answer that question!

“Ere you share the bridal bed with me, first you must answer these questions three”.

African… or European?

“I don’t know that!” PWAANNG “AAAAAAGGGHHH!!!”

Are you sure the quote isn’t from Rumplestiltskin?