Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 23, 2012
Transcript:
Ox: "There's not $2 taxes on a $1.99 weenie" Ann: "It's complex, Ox. Don't worry your little head" Ox: "You think I'm dumb and you can cheat me" Ann: "No I don't! Look, I'll give you 2 cookies. A $1.50 value!" Ox: "That's still 26 cents too much" Ann: "I'm canceling this order. Go to burger barn, Ox"
ShagsCA about 12 years ago
4Q, lady! I’m calling the attorney general’s office on this scam!
kenhense about 12 years ago
How can Ann be this dumb? All she had to say at the beginning was “sorry my mistake.” However I have in fact seen managers or employees get ridiculous – rather than fess up to a mistake (almost always the easiest way out).
DaJellyBelly about 12 years ago
I think a phone call to HQ is in order!
Mordock999 about 12 years ago
BITE Her, Ox!
Hey, Don’t get MAD at Me.
When Shannon Chomped on Annie, All of ya’ll thought it was “Cute”.
Dconskjk about 12 years ago
Ann, in this battle of wits, you are severely needing to check your armory
draksig about 12 years ago
Ann has no up-selling skills. Ox taking his business to BB will effect WH bottom line, so the end of this story line is nearing.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago
It’s not a lack of upselling skills, She thinks he’s dumb and can be easily had.
Mikeyj about 12 years ago
Apparently Ann likes being fired
Stan King about 12 years ago
All it takes to get her fired is for Ox to report these words: “Go to Burger Barn, Ox”. Wonder if TJ will be the new manager?
Kamino Neko about 12 years ago
This is when Ox and/or TJ gives corporate a call about Ann.
Arbitrary about 12 years ago
Ann, don’t mess with Ox when it comes to food prices. Judging by how much he says he eats, he probably has every food item with tax included completely memorised.
auramac about 12 years ago
This character and storyline are really getting tedious….
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
Surprise, Ox is not the stereotypical dumb jock.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Poor Annie Awful! She is as stupid as she thinks Ox is! She WILL regret this attempt at cheating him!
38lowell about 12 years ago
Sometimes, a low cut blouse doesn’t work on ALL guysThey have the right to refuse service, and I think it’s posted.
DaJellyBelly about 12 years ago
If Ox was really sharp. He would have paid and then asked for his receipt. The register shows $3.99, so she either rang the wrong item or rang up an additional item(s). /// Also, 38lowell, she has the right to refuse him service because he caught her trying to cheat him????
goaleks about 12 years ago
Excuse me, but I don’t get the calculation. In my book it is not 26 but 50 cent too much. Right?
Skababa about 12 years ago
These characters are so 2D and cliche . . .
Tracy King about 12 years ago
tiffany is going to find out and get everyone to stop going to weenie world.
Tackerdog about 12 years ago
I am anxiously waiting for Ann to get shot in a holdup. It won’t make her any more decent but I’d like to see it anyhow. Everyone else seems to have some decency at the very least.
phurface about 12 years ago
Oh the sweetness of pure imagination that Ann will get fired cuz Ox’s uncle is the CEO of WW and TJ will be promoted.
Simon_Jester about 12 years ago
Oh, boo-hoo, a whole week of you whining about how you didn’t like the cartoon…AGAIN!
Simon_Jester about 12 years ago
Like I said yesterday, Ann better hope TJ didn’t witness that exchange, not after she went back on her promise to promote him
johndifool about 12 years ago
How can she possibly have any customers (esp. regulars) by this point?
Ratbrat about 12 years ago
I love this storyline. I can’t wait to see Eiffel get hers!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 12 years ago
For those who don’t like the storyline, stop reading it..Someone will overhear this conversation, or Ox will repeat it..Greg is a clever man, unless Ox hires ‘Frozen Caveman Lawyer.’ “Your strange ways frighten and confuse me. Now get this kid his food, or I’ll sure this wienie stand for a million dollars.”
KasparV about 12 years ago
If she figures in the $1.50 for the cookie, the tax rate is 14.3%.I’m not aware of anyplace in the states that has that high of a rate. Close, but not 14.3%.
Hugh Manatee about 12 years ago
I’m actually getting rather tired of Ann Eiffel and the whole Weenie World thing.
LadyChel about 12 years ago
Ann’s ego is too big. She just won’t say she is wrong here. She’d rather lose a sale. I hope TJ is recording it.
Exactly! Seems like it’s a boss thing. They’re the “boss” so how could they EVER be wrong?! So irritating when a person thinks they can never do wrong…(hm, reminds me of the comment board yesterday, hehe).
uncledad_99 about 12 years ago
He has a lawyer uncle and a rich dad, he isn’t dumb, just a big lovable kid.
PocketNaomi about 12 years ago
Ox has never been stupid, just straightforward. What’s wrong with having a nice character for a change?
littlesky about 12 years ago
Personally I think it’s great that he is a big sized guy and is NOT being portrayed as an idiot, or perpetually cheerful. I can’t stand it when people thing some large should be jolly. Ox is a character who understands being picked on yet he still defends others. He’s a good guy. However Ann Eiffel isn’t a good anything. She is a very poor manager. I would love for something to happen to her to knock her off the pedestal she thinks she is on. Hurray for Ox not giving in and calling Ann on her s__t.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Right now you’re being a verbal bully, and if you have nothing nice to say in your comments, then please don’t post anything at all.
Ironhold about 12 years ago
As an MBA?[]Eiffel is toast. []If the security cameras pick up audio, there’s record of her attempting to swindle a customer. Ox doesn’t even need the receipt showing the bad order. (In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if the system somehow logged the order anyway). []One of my employees attempting to swindle a regular customer? I can always find a new manager; I can’t always find a regular customer.[]The only way for her to get rid of this evidence would be to purge the system, which is tampering with the equipment and grounds for dismissal anyway.[]And even if the cameras don’t pick up audio, there should still be footage of the exchange… complete with Anne offering up the cookies. []All Ox has to do is file a complaint with corporate and/or the local Better Business Bureau. []And if the cookies were burnt, then say “hello” to the health inspector. []All together? Any corporate type worth their salt would gladly offer Anne up as a sacrificial lamb rather than deal with the fines and bad publicity. []Maybe next week’s strips will be about TJ easing into his new job as manager while Anne rediscovers the joys of unemployment.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
I’m hoping Ox’s friendship with Tiff and his staredown on Leslie are part of this story. That will be an interesting mix.
BlitzMcD about 12 years ago
Amazing that Ann stays in a management capacity, given her obvious lack of people skills.
mizz quoted about 12 years ago
I suspect that Tiffany will be showing up soon – livid that Ann is trying to take advantage of Ox – so begins a new storyline :)
sjsczurek about 12 years ago
Rubbish. That’s just an excuse to treat the employees like criminals.
And if the stupid American business managers really want to prevent pilfering by employees, then they should pay them better. That would lead the workers to better appreciate their jobs and their workplaces.
coolwaterman about 12 years ago
This is exciting. And she keeps pushing desert when Ox already said he’s not interested (clueless).
I bet his uncle the lawyer gets introduced to the arc any day now… woo hoo!
Go OX!!
beachlvr Premium Member about 12 years ago
i think there’s more to this story line coming…
coolwaterman about 12 years ago
How about this for the arc. Ann jumps the counter and attempts to strangle Ox….
cubswin2016 about 12 years ago
I always knew Ann was an idiot. She just lost her best customer.
yangeldf about 12 years ago
what the hell is wrong with this lady?
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 12 years ago
I cannot wait for TJ to return and make this story arc really fun! I think TJ and Ox are going to make a great team in getting Eiffel’s goat.
Bucinka about 12 years ago
She is such a coconut.
SideshowStarlet about 12 years ago
I love this arc! I can’t wait for TJ to show up. Ann, just have TJ run the register!!! Then it won’t matter so much that you don’t have people skills and you can’t up-sell worth beans.
Buggerlugs about 12 years ago
That Ox guy is not as dumb as one.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Dear Weenieworld…Thank you once again for returning our best customer back to us. We thought we lost him forever this time. Keep doing what you’re doing.Sincerely,Burgerbox.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
What is she even doing behind a cash register again? Has she learned nothing from the last time she tried to up-sell?How many more customers does she have to chase away before Corporate decides to put her in her place.Back in Japan..No, wait! I take that back. That would be cruel and inhumane…to the people of Japan.
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Correction: Tiffany is less intelligent than Ox.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
I think both the Ann Eiffels here need to have a lobotomy…oops, one of them already has….my bad…
KasparV about 12 years ago
The highest total sales tax rate in the United States is in Tuba City, Arizona, which has a combined rate of 13.725 percent. This rate is composed of a 6.6 percent state tax, a 1.125 percent Coconino county tax, and an additional 6 percent tribal tax levied by the To’Nanees’Dizi local government.
drewpamon about 12 years ago
Sexual harassment?? Sure. Since security cameras are a fact of life in our ‘safe’ modern environment, she’d have a hard time demonstrating, let alone proving that was happening in what would appear to be a normal customer/server interaction. She’d have a harder time demonstrating that the food ticket for a mini-wienie should be showing $3.99. Dija know that for all of the fuss about shoplifting in retail stores, the actual higher total of stolen goods is often by staff, not customers??
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Well that assumes 1. WW has security cams.2. The security cams are pointed at every angle "his gaze was making me uncomfortable…. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD WEAR A LONGER SKIRT AND A SHIRT THAT COVERS MY BOOBS "3. That the cameras record sound.4. That Ann doesn’t have access to the tapes. * erase*5. That the tapes aren’t regularly erased. (tape is expensive and were not talking ft Knox here)
Most often security cams are reserved for high crime areas that need them and are considered too expensive/a hassle for low crime suburbs.
drewpamon about 12 years ago
The store most likely has agents shop there on a regular basis already. They are called secret shoppers and employees will get bonuses based on the reports. Fun work really.
drewpamon about 12 years ago
Depends on the state and normally the rule is about recording phone calls.
Ironhold about 12 years ago
“Obfuscating stupidity”[]TJ has shown himself to be incredibly cunning over the course of the series, and is likely still feeling burned over her betrayal of him. []I could easily see him accept the position simply to rub it in to her face once she’s gone.
Cathy38c about 12 years ago
Why would someone buy a tee shirt with a one day comic strip on it???
ItsJustAComic about 12 years ago
wouldn’t it be cool if we learned that TJ is the heir to weenie world and he got to fire Anne?
doverdan about 12 years ago
That Tiff rather appreciated Ox was a first for her.
Michelle Morris about 12 years ago
Are you sure your handle wasn’t “dillio9000” in another life? Because you obsess as much over the perceived failings of Luann as he/she did over those of Chuckle Bros.
Chocoloop about 12 years ago
Greg has run out of ideas for a week
drewpamon about 12 years ago
Well since WW is most likely a franchise management is probably an individual owner who probably doesn’t have any such jobs open
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Only read a few of the comments, so this may be a repeat….Anne tried to overcharge a customer. Doesn’t matter that Ox was subject to the overcharge. This was not a one off, one shot deal. This is a regular occurance. .No wonder Weenie World is making a profit.
goanoparsi about 12 years ago
A couple of weeks & Ann will be sacked & T.J. will take over the place.
goaleks about 12 years ago
I’m very impressed, Knox did that correct calculation in seconds! I didn’t know that you have 7%. Here in Austria we have 20% TAX.
Muxmaster almost 12 years ago
She must have gotten her training from Sprint Customer Service.