"Herman"
Wife: Aren't you gonna call someone?
this is all your fault.
Herman: It was a simple mistake
Wife: You ignored the signs!
Herman: Everyone feeds the birds!!!
Wife: Well, try to ignore him this time.
Quick call the Highway PatrolWe arrive.While bird pecking at us we ask in a calm professional demeanor.“Whats the problem?”Driver points at dinosaur.Trooper says“Sorry once they begin to nest we cant bother them.”“Have a good day, sir.”Do you know how fast a patrol car can leave the area.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
He is going to carry you and your car home to the little ones.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Quick call the Highway PatrolWe arrive.While bird pecking at us we ask in a calm professional demeanor.“Whats the problem?”Driver points at dinosaur.Trooper says“Sorry once they begin to nest we cant bother them.”“Have a good day, sir.”Do you know how fast a patrol car can leave the area.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
This will be another of those things she will never let him forget.
boldyuma about 12 years ago
Sure doesn’t look like a DeLorean that they’re driving..
144 Cent about 12 years ago
Never mind a paper towel, dear. Did we bring a shovel?