Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 24, 2012
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, settle down. You're giving me a headache. Caulfield: Come on. You don't get headaches. You create headaches. Mrs. Olsen: I don't know whether to thank you or be offended. Caulfield: By what? Mrs. Olsen: I wonder if Caulfield has A.D.D. Frazz: He doesn't have a disorder. He creates disorder.
runar about 12 years ago
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” — George W. Bush. 5 August 2004.
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Anyone else think the kid needs a swat?
ReaderLady about 12 years ago
That kind of disrespect earns you a visit to the principal where I work.
zoidknight about 12 years ago
Minus the part about knowing how to counter our enemies. But then taking things out of context is a leftist specialty.
puddleglum1066 about 12 years ago
Also: attention deficit is not always a disorder. Sometimes it’s just a reasonable response to the situation.
twj0729 about 12 years ago
What’s a barrel shroud?
runar about 12 years ago
I used the Bush quote because it paralleled the quote from Mayor Daley that sompsonfan2 posted in the opening comment; it was my opinion that they both were very similar in expressing nearly the exact opposite of what the speaker intended. It was not meant to illustrate any given politician’s stupidity. However, it did bring out the wingnut wrath squad really fast.
hippogriff about 12 years ago
Nabuq: Why do we need submarines when we just invade desert countries with no navies?
tigre1again about 12 years ago
the kid is right: you tighten the muscle bands on your own head, it aches, you made it happen…it can be hard to deal with, but if YOUR head aches and it’s YOUR muscles, head and neck, that are tight and causing pain, WHOSE head is it?
Of course Mallet who is reportedly a healthjock would know this…we all do.
And mostly you guys just buy aspirin and blame other people.Losers.(I buy LOTS of painkillers…began while teaching serious martial arts. I KNOW what caused the pain…ME! but I LOVE teaching the stuff and training and I love beating people up…like arrogant bicyclists on hiking trails. Take that, Jef.
rhtatro about 12 years ago
In frame 1, he points to the teacher saying she causes her own headaches, but it is Caulfield who causes her headaches!
renewed1 about 12 years ago
He definitely has a future in politics.
rhtatro about 12 years ago
Get rid of the cause of her headaches, which is what the school should do. Why would any student want to do that to a teacher anyway?
rhtatro about 12 years ago
Get rid of the troublemakers, That’s part of their job. That kid should be in a gifted student school. He is out of place there, wasting his time and life, and the other students also.