Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2012

just because you’re trying to corner the market in eucalyptus leaves…

They can’t bear to hear any more rumors… The truth about pandas is right there in black and white.

Say what?

He’s just trying to rile them up and cause pandamonium.

Dogsniff, what part of black and white don’t you get? Sorry, couldn’t resist..

But, Let The Pandora’s Box Of Comments begin! All Hail!

No “50 shades of grey” here.

Pandas may look like a bear, but they are probably black and white !!!

He’s trying to start a pandemic.

When Paul Tsongas was running against Bill Clinton (and the rest of the usual gang of idiots) back in 1992, he called him “Pander Bear” and I think actually held up a stuffed panda at a press conference or a speech. Of course, Clinton later turned out to be a Philander Bear (or Bare………)

Perhaps he’ll pick up one by the ears and make him sing.

people please, eucalyptus leaves? Pandas—Bamboo, Koalas—Eucalyptus. Different animals, different continents, different everything.

None of the pandas were paid to be there, there was on roll call taken.

And a bit of Quincy McGoo.

You are right. This would be bamboo. Shoot!

What does Jimmy Durante know about pandas?

You’re right, I noticed the politician looked like LBJ too

Yup. And LBJ first ran for president against JFK whose New England accent would have made panda sound like pander. My first thought even before reading your comment.

Dogsniff …. not sure about “color” commentator …maybe a monochrome commentator.

Reminds me of that punctuation error on pandas: “eats, shoots, and leaves”, also the title of a great book on punctuation. The cover picture had well-armed pandas leaving a restaurant with corpses all over the floor.