Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 28, 2012
Transcript:
NATE: Hi, Dad! What's in the bag? DAD: Just some Halloween treats! NATE: Ooh! Candy? DAD: Better than candy! NATE: Cookies, then? DAD: No, they're not cookies exactly. I found them at the health food store. They're ...well, I'm not sure what you'd call 'em. The important thin is, they're sugar-free, gluten-free, and dairy-free! No fat, no calories!
torn newspaper about 12 years ago
I wonder why Nate doesn’t play video games. He seems like a kid who would play an hour a day.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 12 years ago
taste free too.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
ice? isn’t that like that drink that beautiful people drink called tab or diet rite(the cola without calories, sugar, salt, or caffeine)?
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Marty: look up the definition of Halloween
big nate yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about 12 years ago
Its the exact same problem everybyear. i am so not surprised.
roblox605 about 12 years ago
this again?!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 12 years ago
A tradition continues: Marty hands out doofus-bars again this year.M&M/Mars, are you listening??
thouπ about 12 years ago
Nate should dress up as one of his dad’s Halloween ‘treats’
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Dried mushrooms? Water? Ice? That’s about all I know that lacks everything Dad listed.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
I argee with you on this one Nate.
The Real Zarth Arn about 12 years ago
Warning kids away is not too smart, Nate. You’ll have to eat what’s left over.
DiscipleOfFire about 12 years ago
What’s he giving out? Ice cubes?
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
I give out granola bars.
Bill Chapman about 12 years ago
You’d think that having the house egged, and T.P.ed the day after Halloween would provide a clue for Marty, but I guess he’s one of those who can’t relate one event with the other.
comicmanfan about 12 years ago
dont bother sign!! lol
darkside778 over 11 years ago
I never bother!!!
cant think of a username almost 7 years ago
No calories? Is that possible
Ryan Winslow over 6 years ago
So I guess that they are healthy cookies.
Strong Feelings About Barney about 3 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks Nate looks like a midget here?!
MEMBER OF G.R.O.S.S over 2 years ago
HOW DOES HE CHANGE IT SO QUICK
nintendopoptarts64 over 1 year ago
The important thing is that we take the fun out of everything
d24146330 over 1 year ago
Nate’s dad is a buzz kill
doctorwho29 over 1 year ago
If you don’t know what it is, don’t hand it out to children