Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 27, 2010

She’s perfect for the job!

because if you don’t she will turn you into a newt.

I like how our Broomie stands up for herself, on his desk, to speak to him face-to-face, looking him right in the eye….

I love how she has to stand on the desk.

Oh yes, she’s applying for a CEO position with the banking/mortgage/investment/insurance industry!

Maybe Broomie can zap our economy back into existence!!!

ZAP him gooooooood.

I know what! She could run for president!

She can’t do any worse than any other executive.

i think broomie would make a great CEO or CFO

to be an executive never make a decision you can be held to

This is a lot like an old joke:

Man in employment office: “Is there a job with great pay and easy hours, which doesn’t require a lot of hard work or special knowledge?”

Man behind counter: “Yes, and I’m keeping it!”

Scientist: A person who learns more & more about less & less until he knows everything about nothing.

Executive: A person who learns less & less about more & more until he knows nothing about everything.

Broom Hilda for CEO of the Worldwide Conglomerate!

aerwaldt said, about 4 hours ago:

Scientist: A person who learns more & more about less & less until he knows everything about nothing.

Executive: A person who learns less & less about more & more until he knows nothing about everything.

I’ve heard the first half of that joke, but not the second. Brilliant! But by that measure, wouldn’t a Politician be one who knows less and less about less and less until he knows nothing about anything?

Try running a decent-sized corporation without a qualified executive – even one with a poor track record is better than most people who don’t know the first thing about running a business.

CEO’s are like lawyers. They’re absolute scum, unless you happen to need one.

I didn’t think running a business had anything to do with running a corporation. One has to actually produce a product, the other just has to appease stockholders!

Well, it’s kinda simple, really –

You can’t appease stockholders if you don’t make money, and you can’t make money if you don’t sell product, and you can’t sell product if you don’t actually produce product –

– as hard as you might try –

Hey David42,how about she run for goddes of the world!:p:p:p;p;p;p