Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2010

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    Flintstoned  almost 15 years ago

    Breaks my heart to. They should have drank the booz, and built a ship in the bottle.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Ha! Mishka, I’d drink to that.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Must of been made by the same company that made the Titantic.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    I didn’t know the little guy, er Fink, er King, was that strong.

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    glslightning  almost 15 years ago

    He’s not that strong, “The Kingdom of Id” is just that weak!

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    I’ll second that, Mishka! The slngle malt, please.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    In history it’s recorded that (I think it was Sweden) a huge battle ship was launched, it sailed out into the harbor and keeled over (capsized) and sank.

    You learn things when you watch TV.

    \\//_

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    Brother_James437  almost 15 years ago

    Well there goes Id’s Navial defence.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    That “Smash” must have been harder then it first appeared… The whole looks to be above the waterline but it still sank?

    Oh wait maybe a piece of the bottle went through the keel…

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    The “whole” what?

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    it took two readings… very good, Bdaysuit.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    BDAYSUIT Made me look. Good catch. Now fix the whole in that boat and let it sale away.

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    dsom8  almost 15 years ago

    That was a very SHORT voyage!

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 15 years ago

    It was nitro-glyceryn. It was supposed to take the fink out too.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Here’s more than you ever wanted to know about the Vasa:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)

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    eqo  almost 15 years ago

    lewreader…whole sale…very punny

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    Same thing happened to the Mary Rose (Henry VIII’s ship) during her first full-scale battle. The gunports were too close to the waterline and down she went. About 15 years ago she was discovered in the Solent (the channel between Portsmouth, UK and the Isle of Wight) and has been raised and preserved in Portsmouth. It’s worth a visit if you get the chance.

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    BigGreenBooger  almost 15 years ago

    The State of the Ship? Is there more here than meets the “I”?

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    Wildcard24365  almost 15 years ago

    I am told that back in the Old Country (one of them, anyway), the belief is that when you die, God and St. Peter are waiting for you at the gates of Heaven standing over a barrel of all the alcohol you’ve ever wasted in your life. They dunk you, and if you drown, you go to Hell.

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    equinox  over 9 years ago

    Must be the same engineer who designed the warship Vasa.

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