Yeah, but ever notice that it is the thin ones that won’t get out of their cars at McDonald’s not matter how long the drive thru line is. They would rather sit and burn gas.
pamlicorat – I notice that there are people who go to the gym who will drive around the parking lot until they can get a parking place near the door. They don’t want to walk the extra 100 feet. Seems to me to kind of defeat the purpose of the gym.
rshive–I will drive around at the gym, not looking for a place close to the door but for a well lit, high visibility spot. Too many cars get broken into while we’re huffing and puffing.
It surprises me that he can gain weight eating Roz’s food.
Most of the time there is a cloud of smoke coming from her
kitchen. Why do you think she isn’t married–nobody can live
through her cooking.
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
That’s a line I need to remember for my next visit to the doctor.
pouncingtiger almost 15 years ago
Me too.
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
Your metabolism isn’t slow…it has gone into reverse.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Get a smaller fork porky.
comYics almost 15 years ago
Must be at least twice as fast as that very slow metabolism.
Warp speed shoveling.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Eating is the only form of exercise he gets.
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
…and a lazy pair of legs!
ben_david almost 15 years ago
or drive around for a half hour looking for a parking space near the store, and then walk around inside a 3-acre warehouse for an hour.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
gweedo, ever notice how many of these people have handicapped stickers ‘cause they can’t get out of that car? parking is no problem for these folks.
pamlicorat almost 15 years ago
Yeah, but ever notice that it is the thin ones that won’t get out of their cars at McDonald’s not matter how long the drive thru line is. They would rather sit and burn gas.
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The thin ones don’t want to be seen *in* Mac D’s….
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
do you know what it’s like for a thin person to get to the counter in a mac d’s? they could be killed in the onslaught, or worse…eaten.
rshive almost 15 years ago
The race belongs to the fast.
pamlicorat – I notice that there are people who go to the gym who will drive around the parking lot until they can get a parking place near the door. They don’t want to walk the extra 100 feet. Seems to me to kind of defeat the purpose of the gym.
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
Faster than a speeding fork.
catqueen almost 15 years ago
rshive–I will drive around at the gym, not looking for a place close to the door but for a well lit, high visibility spot. Too many cars get broken into while we’re huffing and puffing.
IndyMan almost 15 years ago
It surprises me that he can gain weight eating Roz’s food. Most of the time there is a cloud of smoke coming from her kitchen. Why do you think she isn’t married–nobody can live through her cooking.
FUNIG1 almost 15 years ago
Cassatt & Brookins: great excuse! ‘N I thought it was ‘cause I’m just lazy! you ARE funnyguys!! Thanks for another funny ‘toon!
jrbj almost 15 years ago
What Cosmo doesn’t realize is that the two basic ingredients in Roz’s food are lard and starch.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
Aren’t lard and starch two of the food groups, along with sugar and sodium?
jcc21 almost 15 years ago
I thought the four main food groups are chocolate, chocolate, alcohol, and chocolate….. ;-)
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
When I was a kid, the FIVE basic food groups used to be: Breads (and starches) Meats & fish Dairy Fruits Vegetables
I guess now they combine the Fruits & Vegetables. Nowadays, I consider the 5 basic food groups to be:
Sugar Salt Fat Starch Caffeine
“It’s hard to lose weight when the only activity that does not cause pain is eating” - Me, after cancer surgery.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
lard is an animal product-pork. starch in a plant product. hey treB, what you’ve described is breakfast…..a glazed donut & a cup of coffee.