Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 14, 2010

Just like lemmings.

Is there a cliff on the other side of the road?

I thought Lemming mass suicides was a common misconception.

Well, I don’t see any eggs. So, does that mean the chicken came first?

* Fer Lefer* Too bad.

well joe, does a bear……….?

[quote]Joe-Allen “Joe” said, about 3 hours ago

Lemmings don’t commit mass suicide. [/quote]

Too bad, would make elections more interesting.

To conga to the other side.

loudmouth, you vote for lemmings? poor misunderstood creatures. in boom years of good feeding, they breed like “rabbits”. in such large numbers, their quest for food is large. they form herds. these large groups end up pushing each other off their high moutain locations. seems to us like suicide, when it’s just a matter of oops.

good one Wiley !! sorry ronaldmundy … the others were right… the lemming thing started with a Disney “True life adventure” (old TV show).. the guys that set it up confessed years later that they drove the lemmings off the cliff… but the image stuck… bet a google would turn up the “urban legend” facts…

Mmmmmm…….Chicken Chimicongas……

Those chickens are not paying attention to oncoming traffic. Maybe none of them will make it across the road.

Chickaboom, chickaboom…

What drummer are they dancing to?

Clearly, I have to go research my Lemmings… I would wager that there are no political undertones here.

Are they going to do the Bunny Hop next?

Do chickens have knees? I never knew. Comics are very educational.

“What drummer are they dancing to?”

I think his name is Harlan Sanders.

Wilphart:

Ah yes. The opposite of Progress is CONgress! We’ll decipher this riddle yet.

chickens can’t resist a conga line… the new lemmings urban legend! and now a new question, why do conga line dancing chickens cross the road?….. are they going to be the entertainment at Joe & Victoria’s wedding reception? or the main course?

Because the lead chicken got confused!

I’ll bet not too many people know that chickens are, in fact, very good dancers.

Ducks, not so much.

Chickens are so funny. NO REALLY!

fredbuhl……They do have knees, but they are backward knees.

A near perfect non sequitur. Thx Wiley.

Now as to the question above as to which which drummer they are dancing to: the one with the drumsticks of course.

Or, to really show my age: “Is that another crummy chicken joke?” Jo-Anne Worley, “Rowen and Martin’s Laugh-In”

And chickens can still do that when their heads are cut off.

Which came first? The chicken or the conga line?

Darth, ya got me with that one. (The one with drumsticks! Of course!) Ha! Digital Frog. Nice. Chicken chimicongas sound great! (lots of hot sauce!) Why did the chicken conga line dross the road? Because it would have taken a lot more time to go around it…why did the piece of toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck to the conga chicken’s foot…Why did the normal chicken cross the road? To show the possums and the raccoons it can be done!…Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

you can take the chicken out of the conga line but you can’t the conga line out of the chicken

Down here in Georgia we all know that the chicken crossed the road to show the possum that it CAN be done.

This is what happens when ten chickens go and play Russian roulette.

Wiley, fabulous again! You really know how to get the comments flowing.

Thanks for all the puns, and really terrible jokes. Wiley’s cartoon always makes me laugh and then the comments keep me snickering for days.

I’d heard that the chicken crossed the road to show the raccoon it could be done. Down south that would be armadillo.