Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2010

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Rodney’s a “Leader” … LOL … only when they’re in full retreat.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Rodney needs to join Toastmasters.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    (sigh) Sir Rodney the Chicken-hearted…

    Well, as another great chicken used to say to his butler, “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred!”

    For many years I’ve been in a speech club modeled after Toastmasters. Unfortunately (I say on that basis), Rodney is communicating his dystopian POV all too well. :)

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    rshive  almost 15 years ago

    Rodney talks himself out of being brave.

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    hawkeye761  almost 15 years ago

    When you find yourself in danger, When you’re threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) There is someone waiting who Will hurry up and rescue you, just call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

    Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it, Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (cluck, awk!)

    He will drink his super sauce And throw the bad guys for a loss And he will bring them in, alive and kickin’ (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) There is one thing you should learn When there is no one else to turn to Call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

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    jo_c_fus  almost 15 years ago

    Waddaya ‘spect? He works for King Fink.

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    smoothpate  almost 15 years ago

    Herkimer Harknfarph said, When you find yourself in danger, When you’re threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) There is someone waiting who Will hurry up and rescue you, just call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!) Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it, Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (cluck, awk!) He will drink his super sauce And throw the bad guys for a loss And he will bring them in, alive and kickin’ (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) There is one thing you should learn When there is no one else to turn to Call- for Super Chicken! (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck) Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)

    HE’S EVERYWHERE, HE’S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

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