The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 17, 2012

Bet that woman is nice and thin.

Yeah, it’s not the worm that makes you uncomfortable…

It’s those darn square rooms they build.

From the looks of things, I’d guess the shrink is a bookworm.

Like all shrinks, he earns a living off of somebody else’s internal problems.

Probably a so called supermodel’s body.

Sometimes I feel like a lesbian trapped inside a mans body.

Are you taping this session?

These comments have gone to places“Where no man has gone before”I mean C"MON MAN.Lesbian in a mans body, Pink on the inside.Thats it I out. I am now a quivering mass of jello on the floor. No work done today. Brain is fried. Well its always been fried just now deeper fried.And after last nights debate pcolli for President.Number 6 for Veep (Not vice president just VEEP)Arch Stanton for Secretary of State. (You get to sit on pcolli’s lap and take notes (?))JohnnyDiego Secretary of Defense (Always got his head down)And J Short to keep all the tapes (Keep a tape eraser nearby worked for Nixon)

To finale.Works for me on many levelsTo JohnnyDiegoWell then stand up!Ok then you can be the Secretary of Silly Walks.

I however have not layed out my plan.It is so super secret, even the secret is secret.It so disavowable it cannot even be, you know. disavowed.It involves Mordor, a ring……….crap said to much.Start the automatic mind wipes!!!!!!How bout them COWBOYS!!!!!!!~!(Did it work)

Linguist, you know the guy with the parrot who drinks alot.Is going to be Secretary of the Navy. I mean he has that parrot right?

@VeteranI second the motion for Six to be VEEP. Number 3 can be his assistant. I wanted to be a VEEP, but flunked VEEPology in 3rd grade.

Are those segments inches or centimeters?

Now, for the next segment…

pcolliI will put the spin on it.Yes take all the money you can get. You dont have to do anything. Shoot they just throw the money at you anyway just because you are the president.(Who cares about the people Remember King Julian in Madagascar. There has to be a separation of the classes)And on Arch hmmmmmmmmm 50/50After all its your lap. He seems confused anyway. I mean Lesbian in a mans body?The military will get by.We got enough stuff to kick anybodys butt. Dont need more get enough.

Wouldn’t it be “taped” inside a woman’s body?

Mama Cass underwent that tapeworm treatment. The name of this treatment later wound up as the name of the replacement for vinyl records. Cass et tape.