Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 04, 1997

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Letter: Dear Everybody, I happened to overhear a conversation the other day. A woman was speaking to a man, obviously her husband, on the subject of "Whatever happened to those nice people, the Paddocks?" This wouldn't have been so bad except the couple in question were my parents. So...given that I haven't written anyone in eons, and I'm feeling sufficiently guilty about it...Here's another one of those impersonal mass-produced Christmas letters we all "love" to receive. Enjoy, - John and Ann Paddock.