Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 18, 2012
Transcript:
Mark: You know the irony, Mike? I got married and divorced before either was legal... Mike: Uh-huh. Mark: ...and now that it is legal, I can't even get a date! Something's wrong with me, Mike! Potential mates see something about me I don't! Maybe I'm meant to be with a woman after all! Mike: Excuse me? Are you high? Mark: Lucky guess.
BE THIS GUY about 12 years ago
Maybe he wants a beard to go along with his mustache.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Mark’s a talk-show host after all. With all that exposure he should have more dates than a grove of palm trees.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
“Male homosexuals do not want to be female.”
Mark said maybe he was meant to be WITH a woman, not maybe he was meant to BE a woman.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Does anyone still wear Kim’s hair style?
MiepR about 12 years ago
“I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it’s hot,I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it’s not,And sometimes in the winter,And sometimes in the fall,I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.Glory, glory what’s to you?Glory, glory what’s it to you?Glory, glory, what’s it to you?If I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.”
MiepR about 12 years ago
Oops, “sometimes in the springtime, and sometimes in the fall.” (slaps self in head)
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
" Does anybody still wear pajamas?"
Only the 1%, which Mike is.
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Pajamas keep the sheets clean.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
The MMU keeps the bed’s secrets as well. If it plays in MMU it stays in MMU.
elizjs about 12 years ago
They sell men’s pyjamas in the stores, so someone must be wearing them.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Believe me they have plenty of babes to put into the MMU. I know. I lived in Eastern Washington state for 9 years, which was awash with LDS. Makes you almost wanna become a, a, M-M-Mo-. Naah, too much other stuff comes attached. Heavy, heavy stuff. Romney won’t tell you how it really is, cuz he wants ta get— You know.
pjknb about 12 years ago
What does it say if one only wears pyjama bottoms?
stellablu122 about 12 years ago
Mark is on the Afgani kush and getting all paranoid. Just eat some ice icream and it will work out.
chazandru about 12 years ago
Yes. In my area, you see them at local grocery stores, often with bed slippers, including the fuzzy one.Or did you mean does anyone still wear pajamas to bed?
Linguist about 12 years ago
How can anyone sleep in pajamas ? Worse yet, underwear ? I could never feel comfortable sleeping with anything on – even in the Army where we had to sleep in our skivvies ( ‘course there were a lot of times, we slept fully clothed, and didn’t get a lot of sleep, anyway.)At my age, I’m not exactly a pretty sight naked but I’m a lot more comfortable.
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
If that’s true, then why do so many of them work as interior designers?
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
If GT drew the guy bare chested, there would be issues getting published these days perhaps. Before anyone makes a crack about what the female is wearing, I think we tend to wear Tshirts, though some of us actually do wear pjs and/or nighties…
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
In Romney’s world, maybe the female would wear a binder?
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
oh ok. i just thought right after the little woman was allowed to go home a little early to make dinner for her husband, she might be wearing her binder, ala 1950’s style.
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
Ramonesfan has binders full of women interior designers hidden under his bed.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
‘We gotta get you a woman…’
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
>> And why would interior design be considered female?
You’re kidding, right?
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
“… why would interior design be considered female?”
For the same reason that inferior design is considered male.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
“Do they teach inferior design in the Kansas public school system?”
Hope not, since I was born in Wichita. Hope too, that the KCE is outed soon, since Marcion was such a horrible antisemite (expelled from the church in CE 144 as a gnostic heretic, not because he was antisemitic — apparently antisemitism was okay back then).
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
We do have a few right wing extremists here in Kansas. Westboro Baptist Church is here. You may have heard of them as well. However, Kansas certainly does not have a monopoly on right wing extremists.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
“Oh yeah, let’s talk about anything but the economy and Benghazi.”
Just what are you itching to say, CJ?
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Atroit! Btroit1 Ctroit! Detroit!
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Check out Romney Style (gangnam style parody) http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6830834/mitt-romney-style-gangnam-style-parody
DavyG about 12 years ago
I was most certainly not asking you to defend them, only to tell me if there Phelps ever had other thoughts that made the news.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
Re the comic: or Bi- perhaps.