A blonde is excited to get her first cell phone! Later she goes shopping. Her husband calls her to see how she likes her new phone. “It’s great!”, She exclaims, “But I do have one question.” “What’s that?” Her husband asks. The blonde replies, “I LOVE my new cell phone. But how did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
And a lot of the plastic in your wallets want to put them in the cards these days. Partly for ease of checking out but also for advertising and shopping patterns in said stores.
It is a government plot just like when you go to the store and no ones is in line while you are shopping but then get 10 deep when you are ready to check out.
Whenever the TV guy says “You’re watching (____________), on CBS/ABC/NBC”, I will ask the kids the same question, How do they know what i’m watching? They have eyes everywhere, etc…
comicgos about 12 years ago
Erie – almost scary!
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
How did Fang learn to read?
Don Winchester Premium Member about 12 years ago
A blonde is excited to get her first cell phone! Later she goes shopping. Her husband calls her to see how she likes her new phone. “It’s great!”, She exclaims, “But I do have one question.” “What’s that?” Her husband asks. The blonde replies, “I LOVE my new cell phone. But how did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
Wenthral about 12 years ago
RFID tags, not so hard or weird anymore.
And a lot of the plastic in your wallets want to put them in the cards these days. Partly for ease of checking out but also for advertising and shopping patterns in said stores.
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
Wow… That’s kinda scary. Not that they know, but that Mr McCoy thinks like I do.
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
You wouldn’t be reading it if your weren’t
rini1946 about 12 years ago
It is a government plot just like when you go to the store and no ones is in line while you are shopping but then get 10 deep when you are ready to check out.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Educated guess.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Big Brother is watching you!
steelersneo about 12 years ago
Benny Hill and Jackie Wright dressed in prison duds standing in front of a large sign reading “You are Here” with an arrow pointing to the spot.
Benny: It’s no good jackie, they know where we are
The boys turn and with hands raised both start shouting “We surrender, we give up, don’t shoot”
Bargrove about 12 years ago
I am where now? Here where?
pierreandnicole about 12 years ago
I had almost the same exclamation as ‘the boys’ today while perusing the Map at the NY (Bronx) Botanical Garden.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
That’s why it’s called Rocket Science, Fang.
Jeff0811 about 12 years ago
Whenever the TV guy says “You’re watching (____________), on CBS/ABC/NBC”, I will ask the kids the same question, How do they know what i’m watching? They have eyes everywhere, etc…