Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 18, 2012

Tidybowl is not healthy for your dog.

The idea is, Satchel, that if you float in water, you’re made of wood, “and therefore….”“A witch!”

By the way, what else floats in water?“Bread!”“Apples!”“Cider!”“Very small rocks!”

Watch out, Bucky, or he may turn you into a newt…

I think Rob does LSD as soon as he gets home from work, and hallucinates these talking animals.

Shameful, that’s what it is! Shameful! Oh, to think the dog would make a mockery of the bathtub witch dunking!

‘By the way, for an apartment with a single man, it’s interesting he not only has the toilet seat down but the top down too. Very careful, that one.’

Never ceases to amaze me how many women complain about the seat but leave the lid up.

The following quote is from the TV show Bones;“You should always put the lid down. Otherwise a fine mist of aerosolized urine and fecal particulates is sprayed into the air every time you flush. And if your toothbrush is out you might as well brush your teeth with excrement.”

I’ve always put both down too. This way everybody has to pick up something when they have to go, and nobody can complain (or get wet!).

Satch, being a dog, would probably respond to a bath about the same as a witch would respond to water, in any case, so that test is no good.

Anyone else remember the Scooby Doo, where them New Englanders put Scooby on the dunking chair, and he gave himself a bath while being dunked.

@ Debbie-I too was a seat and lid down guy well before I was ever married. It came from raising pets. After the first time I had an 8 week old kitten leap into the bowl I learned to never leave to toilet open.

I always lower the seat and the lid when I am done. I learned that lesson the hard way when I had to retrieve my brand new electric shaver out of the bowl after the cat knocked it in there… yuk!

It’s almost impossible for a man to sit on the john in a public place….Too many men think they can aim through the seat..

.And it’s not just guys. A friend of mine had a wet seat probably at his house. He held a family movie night so he could track who did what when they went to the bathroom…He was sure it was one of his boys…Nope! His daughter was doing what his wife describes as the Hover Maneuver…doing her business a few inches above the seat…

But I agree with Dan, put the lid down, too. Then everybody has to lift something. Never understood why they are in such a hurry they don’t have time to turn on the light and check, though…Slow down ladies….Go a little sooner?

I put my lid down (but not all the time) because I store my make-up kit on the back of the toilet tank. Too many times it has slid off. . . .

Poor Satch, slow on the uptake, but you gotta love that little guy!

I accuse Bucky of witchcraft. Put him into a tub of water imeditally

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein