Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 2012

Don’t forget to add the digital cameras and cash you guys routinely steal when you search the luggage.

Not the clippers, but the silly little file that it comes with. Sigh.

I would be happy to think the things I have had confiscated went to a good home.

All of this is why a lot of folks like me don’t travel any distance anymore.

Gross Pointe Blank taught me that anything in the right (or wrong) hands can be a lethal weapon. On another note, I hope they enjoyed the pocket knife my husband lost to TSA a few years ago.

don’t forget the boarder patrol

I used to be so skinny that when I took my belt off my pants were liable to drop to the ground… THEN they would see my “weapon”… I’m not that skinny anymore, and I can’t even see my own weapon.

Sad to think Ralph works for the TSA grope machine. I wonder what “Honeybunch” thinks of him groping other women.

“TSA has taken that away”

It might be good to remember that it wasn’t the TSA who took it away, it was the terrorist who used planes as weapons. Some of the things we go through at airport security seems ridiculous, but just wait until something does happen and the public is screaming ‘why didn’t they stop them!’.

Incidently, I don’t fly, won’t go near an airport.

I work at an airport, and I get called when the TSA screws up. Don’t get me started on how much I despise them, and I won’t fly anymore either.

Not if I am on that plane. And anything I’ve had confiscated, it is because I stupidly forgot I shouldn’t carry it. The TSA are just doing their job – protecting we passengers. Keep up the good work.