Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2012

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    Harryfan  about 12 years ago

    Put him in the bed with the Wizard’s dragon.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 12 years ago

    There went half of the Fink’s teeth.

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    Hillbillyman  about 12 years ago

    Off with his head!

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    tirnaaisling  about 12 years ago

    Too early in the morning for drunken sailors!

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    GalleyOar  about 12 years ago

    The difference between government and a drunken sailor is that a drunken sailor will stop spending $$ when they run out..

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    Jml58  about 12 years ago

    Better a drunk sailor than a sober congress man.

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    It’s too early in the mornin.

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    ginkens001  about 12 years ago

    That was the first thing I thought of when I read the strip, too.

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    brklnbern  about 12 years ago

    Like a joke I heard Jack Carter tell. A man is giving a speech critical of lawyers and proclaims that all lawyers are a—holes. A man in the audience stands up to object. The speaker asks if the man is a lawyer. The man replies saying, no, I’m an a—hole.

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    Neat '33  about 12 years ago

    (sigh) Where’s ol’ Henry when ya need ’im ???

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    Jottem  about 12 years ago

    What is comical is someone really believing Clinton left a surplus.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Another drunk on the government dole. yeah, get rid of those clowns and we’ll save a ton!!!

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    jbmlaw01  about 12 years ago

    Reagan told that joke first.

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    Phosphoros  about 12 years ago

    The joke is too subtle… It IS an affront to drunken sailors, who usually don’t even dip into debt when squandering, unlike the empire.

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