Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 12, 2012
November 11, 2012
November 13, 2012
Transcript:
Man: What's that smell? Is that smoke? Captain Victory: I just saved you from a fire. Man: No, you didn't. I was thrown off a building! Captain Victory: I'm pretty sure it was on fire. Man: No... you've been smoking! I don't believe this! You're Captain Victory, a role model for millions! It's irresponsible for you to smoke! What about the children? Captain Victory: You get thrown off of buildings a lot, don't you? Man: Yes.
trspence about 12 years ago
DROP HIM!!!
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Prove he was smoking. You admitted you get thrown off buildings a lot, maybe you started a building fire with your own cigarette and are just blaming him. Though given what his track record is going to be, he probably was smoking but you still have to prove it.
rmacprivate about 12 years ago
Captain was pretty quick on figuring that one out, not like his later self.
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Actually, it.\’s the fumes from the bar, but that might get a scowl from the guy, too.
Sieffert about 12 years ago
No, “defenestration” is a fancy word for getting thrown out of a window.